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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

No, but not bad. I believe it was played by Richard Burton. Or something; I think he was shot in East Berlin by Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly (which seems ... odd somehow). Maybe it was Cary Grant. And not East Berlin, but the UN Building in NYC.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"Pete" Williams, huh?

Somehow I just <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/1991\/02\/08\/world\/war-gulf-washington-work-voice-pentagon-delivers-press-curbs-with-deftness-honed.html\?pagewanted=all" target="_blank">knew</a> that Dick Cheney would be involved in this.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

<em>“I really can’t assess it without more information,” Carlson said.</em>

That's never stopped you before, doofus.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“I really can’t assess it without more information,” Carlson said.</i>

If only there was a way for Carlson to get information from his reporters.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>fake tipster using the name “Pete Williams,” </i>

That's his gay porn name. Marcus Bachmann's is "Lance Romero". Louis Gohmert's is "Dick Head". Tucker Carlson's is "Pete Williams".

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I think he's more of a flesh-eating bacteria.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Not to ignore obvious commie mastermind "Tucker Carlson" (or whatever identity his Soviet masters provided; hmmmm "Karla"? -- some will know the ref), and his stooge/fall guy "Matthew Boyle" (again, with the KGB, who knows?) But is Our Wonkette being rebranded? Dok refers to "Wonket"

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Senator Pat Geary and Hyman Roth could not be reached for comment.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>I really can’t assess it without more information</i>

Information? We don't need no steeenking information!!

Capt.Jim's avatar

Really???Pete Williams that is all you can come up with when using a fake name. Jeebus H Christ be a little more exciting than that ,especially in a sex scandal.What ever happened to name's like Deep Throat, Love Muscle or Pussy Galore

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"Ted Cruz is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

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