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WA Bishop's avatar

You have to admit: he <i>did</i> have a real pretty mouth, didn't he?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Holy fuckballs! That is some absolutely pathetic sadness!

"I call zis piece 'Still Life With Used Jizzrag, Half-Eaten Hungry Man Meal, and Bow Tie"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Not at all like those silk-hosed, powdered wig-attired Real Men who founded our proud nation.

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Shypixel's avatar

You know where Picard can stuff that flute...

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Capt.Jim's avatar

This splains a lot not only first blah preseedent but the first one with a gineey Jeesy Christ.No damn wonder the heads explode,guess my idee of him grown an afro to piss them off is out of the question but I wonders what a big ass set of hoop ear rings the one what you could throw a volley ball thru will do to them

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Shypixel's avatar

lolwut?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Except in this version, Joan landed the important car account by sleeping with Roger Ailes.

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Lot_49's avatar

There was a black dude carrying a boombox. That's all it takes. George Zimmerman would've felt threatened.

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Shypixel's avatar

Squeeeeeeee!

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>Barack Obama...seems to be a woman, and a feminist one at that, with a streak of man in him.</i>

Mark Judge is an asshole, and a stupid one at that, with a streak of Santorum in him.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that sums up the Daily Bawler perfectly- give their moron readers little boy boners while they spoon feed them crudely designed propaganda to brainwash their filthy little minds

Sheesh, even Skinner's pigeons had more self respect than to fall for something like that..

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Ikimizi's avatar

"the primal urge to eradicate those who would poison your tribe."

Apparently, everything after we discovered agriculture was a mistake.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

No, but neither have the drooling idiots he writes for, so it's all good

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey Wingnuts, how does it feel to get beat by a GIRL???

TWICE!!!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Past tense of spank?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

there goes lunch...

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