I forgot that I need to check for The Onion before reacting to shit. {{{sucks on thumb because hammy is out of weed because he lost his only non-empty vape}}}
"WHAT AM I BID FOR THIS RADIOACTIVE OIL? HOW MUCH DO I HEAR?"
“Or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again? Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations?” -- Don-Don
"A digital extortion group says it has stolen personal data on every FBI employee and applicant, including home addresses, phone numbers, and details about their spouses.
The group, known as ShinyHunters, made the claim to 404 Media on Tuesday and handed the outlet a sample file containing the personal details of 5,000 alleged FBI employees.
That sample listed each person's name, address, phone number, and date of birth, and in some cases information about a spouse, according to the report. A representative for the group said the hack happened Monday night.
Reuters partially verified personnel information from the sample by running names and postal addresses against credit bureau records and previously breached data held by the dark-web intelligence firm District 4 Labs. The news agency found matches in at least nine cases.
"[T]his site has been seized by ShinyHunters," the message read, mimicking the seizure notices the bureau places on websites it shuts down.
"All FBI data was compromised including PII/PHI [personally identifiable information and protected health information] on incumbent and former FBI employees and all applicant information," the message continued. "We have a lot more than we claim here."
"Thank you for your attention to this matter," the message concluded, echoing a sign-off President Donald Trump frequently uses on Truth Social."
I’m sorry Robyn, I only got halfway through that. Aren’t the Christian nationalists the ones who say empathy is a sin? These are fucked up people and I can only spend so much time and energy on their fuckery.
"Bad on purpose" is automatically disqualified. It plainly states in the rules that "bad on purpose" cannot even be considered bad and therefore cannot be considered at all.
"It may be considered comic genius, avant garde, critically acclaimed... but not bad."
What did Jonathan Majors do to deserve this? Oh yeah.
Interesting.
Hacker Behind Massive Curaçao Leak Could Expose Who Really Owns Hundreds of Offshore Online Casinos
https://www.casino.org/news/hacker-behind-massive-curacao-leak-could-expose-who-really-owns-hundreds-of-offshore-online-casinos/
They have a picture of the hacker, no blue hair, but she might be the type.
https://substack.com/profile/155629765-sterwonk/note/c-343489513
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I forgot that I need to check for The Onion before reacting to shit. {{{sucks on thumb because hammy is out of weed because he lost his only non-empty vape}}}
About time this conspiracy was unmasked!
"WHAT AM I BID FOR THIS RADIOACTIVE OIL? HOW MUCH DO I HEAR?"
“Or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic, and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again? Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness or generations?” -- Don-Don
Thus states the leader (ex) of the free world.
Gib me peece pryse pleeze
Sorry you have to go on X to see the Lynx hype poast. https://x.com/kayleefabulous/status/2068765314473414998?s=20
"A digital extortion group says it has stolen personal data on every FBI employee and applicant, including home addresses, phone numbers, and details about their spouses.
The group, known as ShinyHunters, made the claim to 404 Media on Tuesday and handed the outlet a sample file containing the personal details of 5,000 alleged FBI employees.
That sample listed each person's name, address, phone number, and date of birth, and in some cases information about a spouse, according to the report. A representative for the group said the hack happened Monday night.
Reuters partially verified personnel information from the sample by running names and postal addresses against credit bureau records and previously breached data held by the dark-web intelligence firm District 4 Labs. The news agency found matches in at least nine cases.
"[T]his site has been seized by ShinyHunters," the message read, mimicking the seizure notices the bureau places on websites it shuts down.
"All FBI data was compromised including PII/PHI [personally identifiable information and protected health information] on incumbent and former FBI employees and all applicant information," the message continued. "We have a lot more than we claim here."
"Thank you for your attention to this matter," the message concluded, echoing a sign-off President Donald Trump frequently uses on Truth Social."
https://www.rawstory.com/hackers-fbi-employee-data/
I hope they keep the bestiality secret.
I think it’s out.
wheeeeeee
The suckage has stoppered up me pooper. Need alligator meat to flush-n-brush. Stat!
A Taylor Farms salad will fix you right up
I now cannot unsee that imagery.
Lewis surveys his diskiltering of one of my monitors. Excellent tail management.
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!dqGB!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2Fcadf51bf-1633-4164-8da7-4d5c7cf76e58%2F58ef4311-b185-4617-86ba-4083668f6f5e.jpeg
You will awaken to the monitor having squared. Once that happens, Li'l Feller's training will be complete.
Also excellent posture
Thank you for reminding me to finish up my workout, Lewis
From the completely-missing-the-point-OR-ARE-THEY-yes-they-are department:
https://substack.com/profile/155629765-sterwonk/note/c-343488846
I’m sorry Robyn, I only got halfway through that. Aren’t the Christian nationalists the ones who say empathy is a sin? These are fucked up people and I can only spend so much time and energy on their fuckery.
Not only a record but twice in a matter of days
6-year-old Chinese girl reportedly sets Rubik's Cube world record, completing puzzle in just over 4 seconds
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rubiks-cube-world-record-6-year-old-chinese-girl/
ben Shapiro
such a hero
he bought a wood,
so let's all cheer-o
ben Shapiro
such a hero
his wife goes WAP
and he is still a zero
Speaking of bad movies, does the work of National Treasure John Waters count? Because those movies are bad on purpose (and I love them!).
They're not bad, they're trashy.
"Bad on purpose" is automatically disqualified. It plainly states in the rules that "bad on purpose" cannot even be considered bad and therefore cannot be considered at all.
"It may be considered comic genius, avant garde, critically acclaimed... but not bad."
My Examples :
Rocky Horror
Young Frankenstein
Monty Python
Anything John Waters
If his only contribution to American life had been the John Waters Rule, that would be plenty.
If only sad and pathetic were an Oscar category.....
That's why God invented the Razzies, darling.
Oh, let's make sure they get one, shall we
The heads, they will spin like pea soup centrifuges in the Exorcist
But is it a musical? (to rival Hamilton? no, just thought I'd ask)
With an original score by Vanilla Ice and Ted Nugget.
Get kid rock involved and we'll talk.
Ted Nugget he now and ever shall be
World without end amen, now
Beg pardon?
Did someone mention Ben Shapiro?
https://substack.com/@alternativedog/note/c-69960192?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2kpbm7
Children Of The Cornholio