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102415's avatar

So what ever did eventually happen to that *pardoned* turkey?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Can you believe she gave up all that power?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Acid-washed. Or Oxycontin, anyway.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

When I get home I'm so going to eat some spaghetti in the bath.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Were they filled with candy?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

The North Korean one is my new favorite, 4chan is trying to turn it into a meme, I saw some pics of her in communist regalia last night on there. I'm thinking of autotuning it.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Every time I think of Republicans having sex lately I think of ABBA playing in the background. What is wrong with me? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REElUors1pQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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PsycWench's avatar

No, she's celebrating with our allies in North Korea.

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