The Deathstorm in the Sea Keeps on Churnin' On Day 94
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After losing strength over what's left of Haiti, The Deathstorm hit open water, started gobbling steroids, and now has its eye set on breaking Hurricane Katrina's home run record. The Deathstorm is currently named "III," or "three" for those of you who aren't subjects of the Roman Empire. Once it increases in strength and size it will be known as Bonnie. Meanwhile, near the Land of Drug Cartels, another deathstorm is forming, but its current status is illegal until further notice. Admiralissimo Allen has decreed that the Wondercap will remain closed in the event of a major storm. Track the storm with
The Deathstorm in the Sea Keeps on Churnin' On Day 94
The Deathstorm in the Sea Keeps on Churnin…
The Deathstorm in the Sea Keeps on Churnin' On Day 94
After losing strength over what's left of Haiti, The Deathstorm hit open water, started gobbling steroids, and now has its eye set on breaking Hurricane Katrina's home run record. The Deathstorm is currently named "III," or "three" for those of you who aren't subjects of the Roman Empire. Once it increases in strength and size it will be known as Bonnie. Meanwhile, near the Land of Drug Cartels, another deathstorm is forming, but its current status is illegal until further notice. Admiralissimo Allen has decreed that the Wondercap will remain closed in the event of a major storm. Track the storm with