"He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind"
OT. Am I the only one who thinks this makes Satan look like a used car salesman, and Sal, the owner of Honest Sal's Pre-Owned Cars is jumping in his shit because he didn't make quota this month.
Hold on here...he'd the fucking devil. Who dictates quotas to the devil?
God queefed on USmurka about 1980. and has been queefing it up ever since.
Nah ... what you really want is cadaverine. (Then again, I was a chem major.)
The event they're re-creating so lamely? It was even more lame.
Susan punked those Godboys&girls good. "I queef on your bible", genius.
And pretty sure she was right about that being the closest that one guy would ever get to scoring.
It was supposed to say "Freedom from religion", not "Freedom of religion".
I think somebody farted in that dorm room and tried to blame it on the devil.
amateur theatricals.
Sort of like, "Hey big fella...did you cavort with Satan or just get take out at South of the Border?"
Glossolalia high jump
"He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind"
OT. Am I the only one who thinks this makes Satan look like a used car salesman, and Sal, the owner of Honest Sal's Pre-Owned Cars is jumping in his shit because he didn't make quota this month.
Hold on here...he'd the fucking devil. Who dictates quotas to the devil?
Whoever said it was probably possessed, so be sure to expel the demon(s) first.
Or should that be... Limbaugh?
Too bad Sammy Davis Jr isn't around anymore. He'd make a good Bobby Jindal.
Is this demon possession day here at the Wonkette or something?
Will the judges also accept "a downhill roll" if it included freeways?
I gave up at about the same point. I couldn't understand what the Christian group were mumbling.