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God queefed on USmurka about 1980. and has been queefing it up ever since.

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Nah ... what you really want is cadaverine. (Then again, I was a chem major.)

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The event they're re-creating so lamely? It was even more lame.

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Susan punked those Godboys&girls good. "I queef on your bible", genius.

And pretty sure she was right about that being the closest that one guy would ever get to scoring.

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It was supposed to say "Freedom from religion", not "Freedom of religion".

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I think somebody farted in that dorm room and tried to blame it on the devil.

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amateur theatricals.

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Sort of like, "Hey big fella...did you cavort with Satan or just get take out at South of the Border?"

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Glossolalia high jump

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"He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind"

OT. Am I the only one who thinks this makes Satan look like a used car salesman, and Sal, the owner of Honest Sal's Pre-Owned Cars is jumping in his shit because he didn't make quota this month.

Hold on here...he'd the fucking devil. Who dictates quotas to the devil?

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Whoever said it was probably possessed, so be sure to expel the demon(s) first.

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Or should that be... Limbaugh?

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Too bad Sammy Davis Jr isn't around anymore. He'd make a good Bobby Jindal.

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Is this demon possession day here at the Wonkette or something?

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Will the judges also accept "a downhill roll" if it included freeways?

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I gave up at about the same point. I couldn't understand what the Christian group were mumbling.

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