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george lastrapes's avatar

As my niece sez, "Eeeewww. Just..eeeewww!"

Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Third time's a charm - hopefully.

VandeGraf's avatar

Because I'm stranded here on Masada and God has abandoned me?

dreadmon's avatar

Unexpected Girl Genius!

SunnyDandThePurpleStuff's avatar

Yep, this should be a bigger story, I agree. I , for one, would like it if this made the 24-y7 news cycle

John Robinson's avatar

"..if their excuse was true.."And if pigs had wings, windshield wipers would be made of tungsten and HDPE instead of aluminum and rubber.

Wookie Monster's avatar

You know, it's funny. I've been a white American for fifty years now and I've never felt that my interests needed defending. Well, at least not any interests that stem from being a white American specifically.

Cain Delon's avatar

The Attorney-General of the United States assuming the role of Josef Goebbels is an outrage. This "man" should be impeached immediately.

catnmus's avatar

Just WHY did you have to remind me that Ann Coulter exists?

ahughes798's avatar

The plane crash didn't get him, but Jebus smote him with his jet ski.

ahughes798's avatar

You could set up a booth at Lollapalooza a make a mint tattooing that, and other Asian delicacies, all day. The kids dig it.

ahughes798's avatar

It's a shame you can't buy American made guitar parts any more. Even the freaking over-priced Gibson and Fender Custom Shop(Made in America!) guitars have Asian made parts on them.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Koch and Sumner Redstone both had near death experiences, so they decided to double down on being horrible people. Not the reaction most people have to almost dying.