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george lastrapes's avatar

As my niece sez, "Eeeewww. Just..eeeewww!"

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Third time's a charm - hopefully.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Because I'm stranded here on Masada and God has abandoned me?

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dreadmon's avatar

Unexpected Girl Genius!

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SunnyDandThePurpleStuff's avatar

good point!

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SunnyDandThePurpleStuff's avatar

Yep, this should be a bigger story, I agree. I , for one, would like it if this made the 24-y7 news cycle

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John Robinson's avatar

"..if their excuse was true.."And if pigs had wings, windshield wipers would be made of tungsten and HDPE instead of aluminum and rubber.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

You know, it's funny. I've been a white American for fifty years now and I've never felt that my interests needed defending. Well, at least not any interests that stem from being a white American specifically.

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Cain Delon's avatar

The Attorney-General of the United States assuming the role of Josef Goebbels is an outrage. This "man" should be impeached immediately.

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catnmus's avatar

Just WHY did you have to remind me that Ann Coulter exists?

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ahughes798's avatar

The plane crash didn't get him, but Jebus smote him with his jet ski.

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ahughes798's avatar

You hope.

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ahughes798's avatar

You could set up a booth at Lollapalooza a make a mint tattooing that, and other Asian delicacies, all day. The kids dig it.

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ahughes798's avatar

It's a shame you can't buy American made guitar parts any more. Even the freaking over-priced Gibson and Fender Custom Shop(Made in America!) guitars have Asian made parts on them.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Koch and Sumner Redstone both had near death experiences, so they decided to double down on being horrible people. Not the reaction most people have to almost dying.

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