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Are you old enough to remember the Playboy photos of Rita Jenrette? (Hope I spelled her name correctly.) She claimed to have have rabid weasel sex with her husband on the Capitol steps. After seeing her photos, I believe it.

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Oh Drill, Baby, Drill His orangey mangina Yes. "Orangina."

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Widestanceroman is on to something with Ms. Kristi Noem. She owns shit for a living, is a terrible driver & looks bangable in a dirty, evangelical xtian, soccer mom kind of way.

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Misleading? I thought for a second she was dead!

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He's gonna have to show some skin, that's all I know.

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Especially the Cheshire Cunt.

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She's a Wisconsin Synod Lutheran. It's a burning bush.

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Again, she's a Wisconsin Synod Lutheran. She'll employ Second Corinthians remedies.

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I have a theory about Mrs. Bachmann, but sometimes I decide it would be better to keep my meaner thoughts to myself. And that is why I can never work in AM radio.

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"Whisky and rye?" Isn't rye whisky? I know you didn't write the song, and it certainly isn't as deep as "Whiter Shade of Pale" - just wondering.

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The T-Baggers got picked up at closing time because the GNoP was desperate and alone, were taken to a cheap motel and endured some drunken fumbling based on bourbon-breath promises (and in several cases involving candidates favored by Sarah Palin failed to be able to whip it up and perform), and now the phone just sits there and doesn’t ring.

Just who is surprised by this outcome?

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Michelle and Co. are strictly the class clowns/useful idiots. They'll never be allowed to sit at the cool kids lunch table with the <i>real</i> wingnut Heathers.

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GOP to MB: You served your purpose...fuck along now.

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Don't cry for her, Argentina. When Palin is in the Oval Office Bachmann will be in the cabinet.

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