Hey, kids, the Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, First Family of the Quiverful movement (motto: "Babies For God! Shoes For Industry!"), just put up a Facebook post to let the world know that married people kissyface is the greatest thing in the world. And they were actually being very brave, because someone on the Internet was rude to their perfect newlywed daughter Jessa, after she posted an InstaSnoggogram photo of her and her new husband, ManFace, locking lips. Here's the Duggartext, with the interesting part for us emphasized:
<a href="http:\/\/www.phathom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Galaxy-Quest.jpg" target="_blank">Here you go. </a>
And as lomg as you&#039;re posting pix of Missi Pyle, why not give &#039;em <a href="http:\/\/www.lasplash.com\/uploads\/\/4\/Kitson_Melrose-6.jpg" target="_blank">this one</a>?
People keep saying they know what God thinks, but I still haven&#039;t heard from God directly yet, so I think I&#039;ll go ahead and continue assuming he doesn&#039;t exist.
Also, I need to use that #gayawaythepray hash tag. It&#039;s gold.
Ms Morte and I have lived in sin for 18 years and we have sex all the time, but we are saving that first kiss for marriage. It&#039;s kind of like hookers.
I saw this last night and at 4000+ comments, I don&#039;t think they are going to be able to purge gayness from that post. Which is symbolic when you think of it. Also, I really liked a picture of someone kissing a Starbucks cup.
Since the reaction to this photo has been tepid among gossiping Duggartards, we can only take it as proof that Jinjer or Jinsa or whatever-the-fuck her name is saw something much different at last weeks Duggar wedding, something horrible. Something horrible and unspeakable.
I can never, ever unsee this. And I am now questioning Dok&#039;s headship in posting this.
Goats. Where are the goats?
I believe this is illeagle in Singapore.
<a href="http:\/\/www.phathom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Galaxy-Quest.jpg" target="_blank">Here you go. </a>
And as lomg as you&#039;re posting pix of Missi Pyle, why not give &#039;em <a href="http:\/\/www.lasplash.com\/uploads\/\/4\/Kitson_Melrose-6.jpg" target="_blank">this one</a>?
&quot;Shoes for the dead!&quot;
+ infinity for the Firesign reference.Doc.
People keep saying they know what God thinks, but I still haven&#039;t heard from God directly yet, so I think I&#039;ll go ahead and continue assuming he doesn&#039;t exist.
Also, I need to use that #gayawaythepray hash tag. It&#039;s gold.
cough cough cough
Ms Morte and I have lived in sin for 18 years and we have sex all the time, but we are saving that first kiss for marriage. It&#039;s kind of like hookers.
I saw this last night and at 4000+ comments, I don&#039;t think they are going to be able to purge gayness from that post. Which is symbolic when you think of it. Also, I really liked a picture of someone kissing a Starbucks cup.
Sadly, there are days where I live on that stuff
Since the reaction to this photo has been tepid among gossiping Duggartards, we can only take it as proof that Jinjer or Jinsa or whatever-the-fuck her name is saw something much different at last weeks Duggar wedding, something horrible. Something horrible and unspeakable.
someone hasn&#039;t been paying attention...
remember, there&#039;s a 48 hour turnaround time