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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

For the movie to have a happy ending, it would have to be a White baby.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ooh, I saw that storyline on Law and Order: SVU.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

With a network of Christians involved, we should be able to RICO all their asses.

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Boscoe's avatar

My favorite part is how those people are totally not even actors or anything! But won't the REAL Americans be upset when they notice that their little adopted brood is all multi-racial politically correct like some common liberal Brangelina would do?

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Mintie's avatar

Maybe it was. Or maybe they just decided to do it for dramatic purposes in the movie, sort of a "look at all the trials this poor couple must undergo before they receive their precious baby!" A CAT would be much more interesting, visually, than a doctor telling them she's cancer-free.

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Frances Powell's avatar

Oh, we did it with the white babies too. Looks like it's starting again, with the indigenous kids (and "lower socio-economic" white kids) being put into care at frightening numbers.

Adoption is "so beautiful".

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I get that every day when I come home.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... the one that goes to the highest bidder? (I've watched too many law & order t.v. shows... obviously).

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I agree. Hell, if I can't get a kid via overnight delivery (with free shipping), I've lost interest already. I don't care how trendy it is to accessorize with children these days.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... doesn't matter how much pot... "nuh gonna duit..."

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... and the waiting makes one weak.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I saturated myself once. It was unintentional, I assure you. After too many beers, the bathroom turned out to be further than I anticipated. Fortunately, dark pants... unfortunately, drinking companions with a good sense of smell. Last time I go to a Spargel Festival in Germany.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... yeah, about that - did nobody mention it costs a shit-ton of real money to raise a child? If you ain't got enough to get out of town for a few days, you sure as fuck can't afford a baby. Well, maybe a beanie baby, but not a real, live one.

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accidental housewife's avatar

Cats prefer to remain scanless.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

same here. I am 100% in favor of adoption, but this shit seems unbelievably weird nd creepy

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that wasn't prayer

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