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Tucker is incredibly un-selfaware

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Ah I think I see the misunderstanding. You seem to be focusing only on the latter part of the statement, "she looks like she smells like vanilla". Read the whole sentence for the context and I think it becomes clear, Duca is asking us not to objectify her, not to go easy on her because of her good looks, because doing that would be treating her like an object. She is asking people to respond to what Ivanka says and does and not to respond to her looks. (NB: You don't have to stop noticing how people look to avoid treating them like objects.)"...we shouldn’t treat Ivanka Trump with kid gloves “because she looks like she smells good."

So if Trump said that, then I would have to say good on him, but he would never ever say that. He regularly insults people solely based on looks that don't meet his standards.

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Tucker Carlson personifies the self-entitled frat-boy crowd better than anyone on radio, TV OR cable. He behaves like a prepubescent 14 year old (I know, he should have hit puberty by then but obviously he hasn't - even yet) that he gets all excited and tumescent like when confronted by a confident self-aware woman but he's still absorbing all that that means. Besides that, he's a diptshit, that all he is, that's all he'll ever be.

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Tucker has been voted "Most punchable face" ten years running.

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Is this story more of that "fake news" stuff we keep hearing about? Because I'm pretty sure Tucker Carlson doesn't have any nads.

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I like this smart, pretty lady who is very good at making Tucker Carson wet himself (little known fact: Todd Starnes lives under Tucker Carson's desk so he can get pee fresh from the source at all times.)

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This is like shooting fish in a barrel. Hapless propaganda-dork Tucker Carlson can't stand up to any reality-based person.

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Right-wing authoritarians expect us to all fall in line now that they've found their mad demagogue. They're going to be disappointed.

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"You're smart enough to know that, Tucker, aren't you?""I dunno..."

This guy is so thick-headed. There's no arguing with A IDIOT who cannot see how wrong he is, but rather doubles down on his gaping-mouthed stupidity with what he thinks is clever sophistry.

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Have you seen Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus doing "Don't Dream It's Over"? Granted--that's all I know about her, but that shit's precious.

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I'm glad. I also am compelled to say that Carlson could never really be this adorable. (If I could make 'em like this, I might have had children.)

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He's had a lot of competition this year. James Comey, Pat McCrory, Kellyanne Conway, either one of the elder Trump sons (choose one or go for both!), Corey Lewandowski, Bannon, Paul Ryan, and so many more...it's a long list.

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Oh, how right you are. Wouldn't a few jabs and uppercuts to his jejune visage feel so good?

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I think it's a tie between Carlson and Sean Hannity. They both radiate that vibe--aggressively. Ugh.

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I think they're different. Carlson, the "Frat Boy" and Hannity the smug working class Irishman. In Hannity's case, my Irish Grandmother had a very appropriate term - "shanty Irish pig" - she only added the "pig" when she was really pissed.

Hannity epitomizes the guys that were in the South Boston Marshals during the busing crisis in Boston back in 1974, read up a bit on them and see the roots of Hannity.

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Saw the full interview and the woman was obliterated into small chunks of goo. She was called out for writing the millennial SJW drivel that she regurgitates for her 14 year old audience. She had no response other than the usual sighs and childish expressions of being aghast that anyone should dare challenge the bovine scatology she peddles in. Ms. Duca may own the record for having to remove the most asinine fabrications she has typed on her twitter feed over the last 8 months. Carlson rightly called her out for writing that the travel ban challenges the sovereignty of a religion. One cannot make this up. This is the mumbo jumbo that millennial nincompoops conjure up from the depths of their small cranial spaces to constitute advanced understanding. Folks like Ms, Duca simply make up some nonsensical phrase they feel has an intellectual ring to it and then become indignant spoiled brats when they are called out for their idiocy.

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