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Hey gang, as 'Trix mentioned, I'm on vacation for the next two weeks. I'll try as much as possible to check in and give you a link to the header info each morning, but no promises. BUT, BUT, BUT (hehe, I said "butt") I've gone ahead and written all of the daily Tabs header post "explainers" over on my personal site and I'll make sure to coordinate scheduling them with the Wonkette Tabs post, so just check on over there (https://martiniambassador.substack.com/) every weekday for the deets.

But today, you get a direct link too, 'cause I'm all service-y:

https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/its-johnny-bravo-the-one-man-army

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If I had a million dollars (nooooo, no earworms!) I sure wouldn't be spending it on a wedding. Or even a wedding for one of my cherished children. The good thing about having all my children be cats is that the swankiest thing they want is maybe a fresh piece of fish, which they probably wouldn't even share with another kitty, and their selfishness is totally going to cost them any long-term romantic partner. So, yeah, no weddings for those guys.

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