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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Hey gang, as 'Trix mentioned, I'm on vacation for the next two weeks. I'll try as much as possible to check in and give you a link to the header info each morning, but no promises. BUT, BUT, BUT (hehe, I said "butt") I've gone ahead and written all of the daily Tabs header post "explainers" over on my personal site and I'll make sure to coordinate scheduling them with the Wonkette Tabs post, so just check on over there (https://martiniambassador.substack.com/) every weekday for the deets.

But today, you get a direct link too, 'cause I'm all service-y:

https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/its-johnny-bravo-the-one-man-army

subterrene's avatar

Enjoy your vacay!

marcus816's avatar

Have fun!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Bon voyage!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Have a blast! May all of the cats in your travels be friendly, but not TOO friendly.

Lyly, Super Tuna 🐟's avatar

Bonnes vacances 🌞 !

ICC's avatar

Have fun!!!!!

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Cone back tanned, rested. And ready. Pamper yourself.

Menotsure's avatar

Vacation pics arranged into a gif would be appreciated.

Enjoy!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

I don't know how many times I've had to say to a colleague, "Why are you calling me? You're on vacation. Get back to it. BYE."

Leave this place behind and have a wonderful time.

BYE.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I’m the same way when I go on vacation. Always checking in

IMPOed's avatar

Don't worry about us.. ;>(

Enjoy... ;>D

V4Virginia's avatar

That one was an opus!

Crip Dyke's avatar

Conga, not Polka, Martini.

I am all the disappoint.

V4Virginia's avatar

Conga?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

D'oh, you are right, LOL!

Bobathonic's avatar

Thanks, but don't worry about us.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Seeing as I've done the writing, I want to get it all out there, so in fact you all would be doing *me* a service by heading over there every now and again. Thank you in advance :-)

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

New Wonkette hack just dropped.. Rather than the 'home' page, I've been going to the Archives page to find my articles. There, they are all listed in order, most recent at the top. Makes it easier to work your way through them, or at least it does for me. Now. Don't say I never did nothin for ya.

Hippo Heaven's avatar

I just wanted to say that I got married in 1983, paid for my entire wedding myself, and it cost $5,000.

It was elaborate, too--I got married in a fancy garden in Beverly Hills, and one of my friends, after looking at my photos, said "Princess Diana has nothing on you." It's not true, of course, but I appreciated the compliment.

And I know that 1983 is 40 years ago. But still.

John_atx's avatar

Damn. Variety reports that Paul Reubens, better known as Pee-Wee Herman died Sunday.

BECKY's avatar

Dozens served in Trump’s Cabinet. Four say he should be reelected

Trump sheeple: What do they know?

RogationDays's avatar

Anybody have a free link to the Atlantic article?

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Try your public library or archive.org (the Wayback Machine). One other trick that works sometimes is to load the article and click the reader view button (F9 or the little picture of a book in the address line) the moment it appears.

RogationDays's avatar

Thanks…I’m on an iPad

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I know it is wrong, but I drove distracted this morning. In my defense, I did not have "hundreds of baby jumping spiders swarming out of the driver's side dashboard speaker grill and onto the windscreen" on my copy of the Distracted Driver's Guide To Distracted Drivering.

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Please say you were able to concentrate on driving well enough to forestall any further mishaps.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

I drove well enough, and managed to escort the majority of the little buggers out of the vehicle when I got home. Hopefully I can get the rest out before my wife drives it to work tomorrow, as she has a bit of a spider phobia, and will likely set fire to the car, with her and the spiders in it, or crash, if I leave 25-30 little window crawlers still in there, crawling across the window and having a generally good time webbing the fuck out of everything.

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maureenc's avatar

"It's so nice that so many of your classmates have been coming to the restaurant, Cayleigh. By the way, Jeff, why are we going through so many bottles of Captain Morgan and Southern Comfort these days?"

TexasDumb's avatar

Well sure, if momma is watching. Try that at Boebert's bar, see what happens.

OnlyMe's avatar

Sure glad I was too poor to buy a Tesla. What a scam.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

I got bad news for you: from Doctorow's other writing about cars, pretty much every car made in the last five years or so is going to come loaded up with a bunch of DRM'd crapware to turn every part of driving into a rent-extraction scheme.

Goin Green's avatar

It's totally believable that "Peaches" is a born again Christian... nobody else would have the skills to rob an old man blind like that...

Littorally Speaking's avatar

RE: The Whale House, the half acre lot in Santa Barbara (just down the street from the Botanical Gardens) alone is worth a good chunk of that $3.3 million asking price. 💰

defpac's avatar

The yellow dots here either mean:

- NATO getting pulled into active war

- Putin losing face

Every yellow dot is a civilian freighter. They are all sitting closely to the line that Russia told them to not enter.

If they decide to go further up north towards Ukrainian harbours, Putin has to go full in, or his bluff is called.

https://twitter.com/waldorf_charles/status/1685939222807470081

Paulomatic's avatar

Honestly, presenting the possibility of NATO entering this war (for the several hundredth time) is bog-standard Russian Troll Farm bullshit. Just like "if you this thing, we will be forced to retaliate with nukes."

I have a ship tracker on my PC, and am pretty sure ships have been concentrating in that spot for more than two years, because Ukrainian port facilities are limited. Those ports have been heavily damaged by Russian missile attacks in the past two weeks. Do you think that might be the explanation?

defpac's avatar

How many yellow dots up north, in direction of Ukrainian harbours?

I think that is the whole point: at some point, the dots will start moving again.

Paulomatic's avatar

Yes, but the explanation of why so many ships are in that spot is complete bullshit.

That is where they anchor and wait their turn to go into port.

If you've got an international border very close to some ports, wouldn't you anchor your ship on the far side of it?

defpac's avatar

It seems Putin bluffed and got called.

A trio of civilian cargo ships—one each from Israel and Greece plus one with Turkish-Georgian registration—ran the Russian blockade in the Black Sea on Sunday and anchored at one of Ukraine’s grain ports on the Danube Delta.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2023/07/31/nato-planes-watched-as-three-civilian-ships-ran-russias-naval-blockade-of-ukraine/

Paulomatic's avatar

Yes, because those three ships probably got a call from the port saying, "We have space for you now, come into port."

defpac's avatar

The relevant point is: they decided to stay there, instead of going somewhere else.

ExecutorElassus's avatar

and here DKos was saying, when Putin tore up the deal, that no freight company would do this because of the insurance risk. I wonder what assurances they have …

Paulomatic's avatar

They have the assurance that DKos is almost always wrong!

ExecutorElassus's avatar

I dunno, man. Their Ukraine update posts have been some of the best reporting on the war. Better than ISW, and only bested maybe by a few top-tier twitter accounts.

But I also kinda agree with what you posted above: it's unlikely that a bunch of freighters are going to openly defy a Russian naval blockade, and are probably just loitering.

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Quote of the day: "It's a sad fact that politics can ruin your life - not just when you practice it as a profession, but also when you get so wrapped up in it that you can't enjoy even the simple pleasures of life unless they flatter your ideology." -- Roy Edroso

Roy said that 11 years ago, and here it is again with even more relevance.