The Sarah Palin Channel has released three videos in the last week and a half, and none of them is interesting enough to warrant its own blog post. There's one on a Social Security Disability "snafu," one that is Just Asking Questions about foreign donors to the Clinton Foundation, and one about the Supreme Court throatcramming some California students who couldn't wear the shirts they wanted in school. It's a seriously boring week, even by Palin's standards.
Say... you know who else knocked on farts? All of the Katies. And when you have one finger pointed at a Katie, that's three fingers pointed back at warning the British that we were gonna be armed.
Here in the palintwit household we've decided to name our next child Spatula Pinworm Palintwit in recognition of Sarah Palin's superior parenting skills and awesome ability to choose attractive and endearing names for her own children. Besides that, Barstool and Trigonometry are already spoken for.
Silly Biff--Sarah knows that global only refers to the United States. Beyond its borders is the howling wasteland of Nod, inhabited only by demons and atheist homosexuals.
Was traveling through Burley, ID and stopped at Best Western to watch the 2008 debate. Can't get much Redder than Burley, Trix and Shy will attest. Them male-like Red-state folk adore Grizzlegrift because she gets 'm a rise in their Levis (although true Red-staters wear Wranglers). Not kidding. All they could say was, "I'd fuck her" and "She can suck mine anytime." They weren't talking about Handsome Old Joe, I assure you.
There have been 40, with names like Douglas, White, Frankfurter, Warren, Stone and Brandeis. IMHO, Barry as a Supreme would be great, but Bill's charisma is needed for Dem fundraising...if he can be pried away from his damn foundation.
Oh, she'd just call it Rick's Cafe Americain because it would be too much work to come up with an original title.
... to paraphrase Robin Williams... "Canada is like the nice apartment over the meth lab that is America."
If we could evict you, we would. But somehow we're not the property-owners, we just share a continent.
The duck, Howard, actually had quite a varied career.
Say... you know who else knocked on farts? All of the Katies. And when you have one finger pointed at a Katie, that's three fingers pointed back at warning the British that we were gonna be armed.
Sarah Palin, the grifter that keeps on grifting. Someone one please seriously shove a dildo in her mouth to shut her up.
Here in the palintwit household we've decided to name our next child Spatula Pinworm Palintwit in recognition of Sarah Palin's superior parenting skills and awesome ability to choose attractive and endearing names for her own children. Besides that, Barstool and Trigonometry are already spoken for.
Fartknocker, you're the best.
No way. Fartknocker was BORN to present us with this, god bless 'em.
In what respect, Charlie? (Sorry but whenever I see "all of 'em", I have to respond with this. It's like tradition, maybe?)
The producers of the off-off-off Broadway Comedy Musical "Long Conversations with a Scowling Mullah", a one-man show.
What's with that singsong sarcasm? I think she's shooting for grizzly mom but she's hitting spoilt 15 year old right on the nose.
We really are going to have to hear about the stupid Clinton Donations for the next 18 months, aren't we?
Silly Biff--Sarah knows that global only refers to the United States. Beyond its borders is the howling wasteland of Nod, inhabited only by demons and atheist homosexuals.
Methinks if one were to place said object where it truly belongs, Palingrifter would shut up even faster.
Was traveling through Burley, ID and stopped at Best Western to watch the 2008 debate. Can't get much Redder than Burley, Trix and Shy will attest. Them male-like Red-state folk adore Grizzlegrift because she gets 'm a rise in their Levis (although true Red-staters wear Wranglers). Not kidding. All they could say was, "I'd fuck her" and "She can suck mine anytime." They weren't talking about Handsome Old Joe, I assure you.
There have been 40, with names like Douglas, White, Frankfurter, Warren, Stone and Brandeis. IMHO, Barry as a Supreme would be great, but Bill's charisma is needed for Dem fundraising...if he can be pried away from his damn foundation.