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Grokenstein's avatar

"It’s got a whole ocean right there, water all around ya."Oh. my. God. Yes, that's brilliant, Sarah. Are you thirsty? Here's a nice glass of salt water.

SterWonk's avatar

Yeah, yeah, that became clearer later. :-)

Alex Grey's avatar

Maybe if they built solar power plants in California's vast deserts they could power desalination plants. But look, Solyndra, everybody panic!

Billy Rubin's avatar

Run for vice president!

palintwit's avatar

Every year hundereds of scientists and astronomers converge on Alaska to observe and study the meteor showers. Sarah Palin attends and is easy to spot as she is the only one with an umbrella.

Sarah Stravinska's avatar

Thirsty? Go lay down on the golf course with your mouth open. Bring soap so you can shower as well.

palintwit's avatar

A growing number of us are convinced that Sarah Palin is the only one who can heal and re-unify our country. But first she must return to her motorhome and resume her cross country tour. She will have to visit cities both large and small, being careful to speak only to real Americans, dispensing her sage advice and folksy, homespun common sense solutions. We can be a great nation again if we all follow the "Palin Path".

-Tea Party Patriot-

Half-Evil D's avatar

Which is more laughably pathetic, the few minutes of new incoherent content added weekly by the Bore of Babble On, or the mindless followers willing to waste $10 a month for such pathetic content?

UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Um, Sarah, you can't drink sea wat... Oh, what's the point?

OzoneTom's avatar

On one hand, the RWNJs claim that humans could not possibly contribute to a warming climate, and there is certainly nothing we could do to slow or reverse the warming.

But on the other hand, just the liberals in CA have been able to cause the drought. There must be a lot of them.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Apparently. We don;t have any GOTPers in any statewide office, so we must be evil.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, that explains the drought. Now, why is God whooping the South with nasty weather?

kbbaldwin2's avatar

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

I thought Dick Cheney developed an energy policy back when he was president.

jw's avatar

The Affordable Care Act - don't you know it's worse than slavery?!