Fresh off a beating in the conservative press, Governor Quitterface might be expected to lie low. But no. Instead, she pumps out a post a day, a level of productivity we haven't seen in a while. And it's killing us. Undeterred by her fiasco in Iowa, Palin presses ever forward, dumping word salad on the Internet's face forever and ever. And don't fool yourself, it's not like this is good word salad, either. It is word salad with olive pits in it, so when you bite down on it, you crack your molars. It is word salad made of cheese rinds and half-composted apple cores and things that have no business being in a properly constructed word salad at all. Things that could have only gotten there by dint of the salad maker's malice or apathy.
<i>Listening to you I&#039;m going bonkers Gazing at you I get annoyed Following you I reach for vodka I am drowning in your void...</i>
And, in clear violation of article 87, she spent too much time on her beehive and missed the boat.
What&#039;s the difference?
Unsurprisingly, Palin&#039;s thoughts appear to quit around halfway through her sentences.
<strike>You have to be careful with that word around here. You will get censored if you pick the wrong time to use the wor</strike>
Go to the mirror boy!!
<i>Listening to you I&#039;m going bonkers Gazing at you I get annoyed Following you I reach for vodka I am drowning in your void...</i>
Oh, you show-offs. I still have to fart around with things like &quot;intr1gued&quot;.
Do you do an active substitution, or does the robot just like the cut of your jib?
Oh, he&#039;s getting to relish Dan&#039;s anguish.
Actually, Billy Kristol is making noises like he might be preparing to think that Palin has passed her throw-under-the-bus date.
And, since Bill Kristol is always wrong (science fact), this is sort of scary.
As big a Russian music fan as I am, I&#039;ve never listened to it. But, what do you know, I do have a copy.
Uh, have you looked at aldermen (and equivalent) in small towns practically anywhere?
Scott Walker, however, looks like a VERY useful fool. Ignore him at our peril.
Gladly suffer, fool!
I bet even her fans can&#039;t completely block out the aggressiveness of the grift.
Fear - is there <i>anything</i> it can&#039;t do?
They thought about adding closed captions, but discovered they could find no one capable of translating 100% authentic frontier gibberish to English.
et cetera