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And, in clear violation of article 87, she spent too much time on her beehive and missed the boat.

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What's the difference?

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Unsurprisingly, Palin's thoughts appear to quit around halfway through her sentences.

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<strike>You have to be careful with that word around here. You will get censored if you pick the wrong time to use the wor</strike>

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Go to the mirror boy!!

<i>Listening to you I'm going bonkers Gazing at you I get annoyed Following you I reach for vodka I am drowning in your void...</i>

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Oh, you show-offs. I still have to fart around with things like "intr1gued".

Do you do an active substitution, or does the robot just like the cut of your jib?

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Oh, he's getting to relish Dan's anguish.

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Actually, Billy Kristol is making noises like he might be preparing to think that Palin has passed her throw-under-the-bus date.

And, since Bill Kristol is always wrong (science fact), this is sort of scary.

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As big a Russian music fan as I am, I've never listened to it. But, what do you know, I do have a copy.

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Uh, have you looked at aldermen (and equivalent) in small towns practically anywhere?

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Scott Walker, however, looks like a VERY useful fool. Ignore him at our peril.

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Gladly suffer, fool!

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I bet even her fans can't completely block out the aggressiveness of the grift.

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Fear - is there <i>anything</i> it can't do?

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They thought about adding closed captions, but discovered they could find no one capable of translating 100% authentic frontier gibberish to English.

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et cetera

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