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Um, nice tits?

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Do you have a list of those Xena episodes?

Asking for a friend.

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He didn't pick her. But, he didn't stop her either.

His humiliation was complete when he was forced by the party to leave the RNC in St. Paul to go to the St. Paul airport and greet a distinguished dignitary:

Levi Johnston.

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OK, that post was a classic. Thank you!

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I've been waiting for one of those. Thank you. I'm humbled.

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What is the obsession with Palin and stupidity? The moron was born into stupidity and has only advanced alone the road of idiocy with age.Have you ever had the misfortune of having to listen to her father? Talk about not falling far from the tree. But anyone how would underestimate her ability to muster supporters to her cause celebre. Does so at great peril.I have witnessed her spew jibberish for over 30 minutes and had an audience at the edge of their seats in anticipation of her next "word".She is not to be taken lightly or dismissed.

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The only thing I'm interested in Palin saying is when she screams "Oh God" while participating in the porn movie I hope she's eventually in.

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Ah, but see, now we're down the rabbit hole. Am I a real commenter (if comments were allowed) or are you hallucinating, and I'm just one of those conversations in your head?And if I'm just one of the voices in your head, who's gonna do my grocery shopping tomorrow?

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I've seen better.

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It's rough being an actual moron.

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When Sarah would march in parades, she'd move to the other side when she'd notice Alaska Natives coming up. She avoided hugging or shaking hands with Natives for as long as she's been exposed to them through her blue-eyed Eskimo Todd.

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Thank you, DanWhen I have insomnia, I sometimes cruise channels on Roku.The SP channel didn't appear to be updated recently and I was wondering if all those poor suckers who had coughed up 5 Jacksons to subscribe were going to be out of luck. I ended up finding the Paula Deen channel free previews and got the dose of WTF I was looking for. I was able to go to sleep, secure in the knowledge that Stupid still sells.

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Thank you Fartknocker, may I have some more?

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Charlie?

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Someone once told me to not let school get in the way of my education.

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