On this week's Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, Sarah Palin provides further evidence that news travels to Alaska via dogsled, paddlewheel steamers, and three-eyed ravens. We simply cannot come up with any other explanation for this bit of Palin-flavored conserva-whining about an
Is he the one who was standing on the dog?
That's been the narrative since, oh, 1861 or so.
Why do you think we keep her over there in Alaska?(The Russians still own that, right?)
A reluctant but honest upvote *sighs*
Someone call?
In other words a female Osteen.
It's a common problem; many of us (just) don't speak crazy.
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You mean the fake President?
You know who else persecuted Christians?
Clarification? From Sarah Palin? Do you hear yourself talking?
"W"? Yes, he was (actually) a very complex remote-controlled puppet created by Henson Studios--and piloted by Ed Meese.
Is that a coloring book?
Hitler
Scientists? Gay people? Co-ed Swimming?
Other Christians?
The White House liquor tab would triple the deficit.