192 Comments

STOP! I'LL CONFESS!!!

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Dough,A dear,Dear thing to have,Ray,A derpWith nasty song,Me,A wordI use a lot,Far,A long, longGrift to run . . .

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Yes, that was when the ee-vil countess Anne humilated her so much that she ran back to the abbey and left Anne with Mitt.

Like I said, it was an awful dream.

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I'll have you know that Jamie Dimon is an enfant terrible of a mere 59.

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Yeah, when I start playing a Palin clip, my two neutered formerly-male cats start acting like they are in heat. Chaos ensues.

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Maybe we could point Bill Kristol in Ted Nugent's general direction and yell "INCOMING!"./s,...

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You seem to be just another brainwashed FRWNJ who only listens to those who say what you want to hear. You must be lonely living in a delusional world and being uneducated knowing your family is considering institutionalizing you every time you tell them what you told us in your comment.

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Someone finally found a way to make Sarah Palin sound intelligent by comparison. I really didn't think that was possible.

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August is going to be tough.

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Less like a bird vomiting up dinner and more like a rabbit eating its own poop over and over.

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Funny that none of her C4P peeps would ever complain about $arah's lack of new content on her channel.If anyone with half a brain- an oxymoron for a $arah fan!- even considered complaining they'd immediately be admonished then banned for life while her paid posters went on about how hard $arah is working on that presidential run of hers so no time for new videos.HA HA HA

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Drugs will do that to ya. Make you forget what you said previously.$arah DID use jury duty as an excuse to quit that time.

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I'm 60, single (widower), male, alcoholic, and no fan of Palin's. What do I get?

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They believe this is her running a race in Iowa, for Christ's sake. They'll believe anything, and love how she makes "libs' heads explode" regardless of how stupid she is.

http://cdn.gretawire.foxnew...

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It's too late. and it's worse than frogs.

http://www.thedailybeast.co...

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She couldn't be bothered with the details of governing, even a small town like Wasilla.

http://www.salon.com/2008/0...

"But after a tumultuous start, marked by controversial firings and lawsuits against the city, Palin felt compelled to hire a city manager named John Cramer to steady the ship.

“Sarah was unprepared to be mayor — it was John Cramer who actually ran the city,” said Michelle Church, a member of the Mat-Su Borough Assembly, who knows Palin socially."

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