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DahBoner's avatar

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife died.

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DahBoner's avatar

Hey, Sugar Tits...http://cdn.makeagif.com/med...

Said no one to Sarah Palin, ever.

honestyingov's avatar

"Lou Sarah " is always worried about Gubmint Intervention and taxes and such. That's WHY when she was 'The Gubmint Gov' she GAVE away 500 Million to TransCanada to build a gas pipeline.

Not one ' pipe was ever laid ' (Except for Tawd with his Hookers ) and what did Alaska get for that FREE Donation to TransCanada.... Nothing. She's a real @Sharpie... at least when she writes on her hand.

DahBoner's avatar

Why bother making a boat when the Truth Detector made from gourds and coconuts is working just fine???

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Shoto's avatar

You'll take away Grifterella's Big Gulp over her diabetic-coma body...

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DahBoner's avatar

Wow, that's some serious meth mouth going on there.

Sarah's working Blue, as they used to say....

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DahBoner's avatar

That must have been one hell of a TransCanada picnic, Sarah...http://weknowmemes.com/wp-c...

Shoto's avatar

Lovely, isn't she? Strung out as she is stupid. Or is it the other way around?

raptorjesus's avatar

Is it just me or are the American Flag pins getting bigger and bigger with each "episode"

sillyclucker's avatar

Ok, so, what I got from that is ISIS is coming into Connecticut through their open borders and taxing soft drinks. Did I get it right?

Diz's avatar

Mrs Palin was quite happy when it became legal to shoot wolves from a helicopter in AK but upping the tax on sugared drinks in Connecticut is a bridge too far????

Ulricii's avatar

Quick question: Does anybody else in the world watch Sarah Palin other than the Wonketteres/Fartknockerees? If not, is it time to pull the plug? Just asking.

riledupone's avatar

How can there be rules when commenting isn't allowed?

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

I remember when she objected to big gulps being prohibited from downtown streets with no sanitary convenient place to piss. She just couldn't think that there might be a REASON large to go drinks were trying to be curbed other than her own little bubble.

Bob Harrow's avatar

Bimbo palin desperate to say sumphin stupid. Tod tod git in here and look at this. Shit honey put that away.. phew smells like dead beeva. Tod its a clammm. All the rage in bamma. Hope she dies in a house fire...