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Akira Bear's avatar

"Praying you keep rising to the top..."Know what else rises to the top?

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

I'd say that a stack of them in the smallest room in the house might come in handy, but it sounds a bit uncomfortable.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

That there is a fivehead.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

IIRC, she actually got her bachelor's in communications.

And the Goddess of Irony twitched one last time, and grew still.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

In terms even you can understand Mz Palin, without net neutrality, you would have to pay much moniez to online wizards to get people to visit your site or even find you in de Google. No moniez means the wizards make you invisible.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Dead bodies that aren't properly weighed down?

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga fat pipe?

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

I didn't realize "Co-dependant Dunning Krueger" was a thing, but I suppose it explains a lot.

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

You have a country behind

I guess she has turned her back on America.

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OppressedMass's avatar

Agreed. The accuracy of the spelling alone is a dead giveaway

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

All the gross shit when boiling maple sap to make syrup?

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3FingerPete's avatar

It's like a TED talk for my grandpa.

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Boscoe's avatar

So I guess this is the next episode in the "If I can't understand it without doing any research then it's clearly bad and wrong" series, right behind evolution and climate change...

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Zyxomma's avatar

Yes. Obviously.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I did, too. And I am Grandma to NO ONE. I used to teach secretaries how to move from typewriters to PCs. I had my own process for teaching them word processing, and all learned. (My secret was I just typed garbage all over the screen, but put it into sentences and paragraphs. Secretaries read EVERYTHING, and were much better at manipulating text when it was total nonsense.)

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DsMTwoShoes's avatar

Is there anything beyond the term, mindless? If not I have one, Palinism. Palinism: believed to be stupid by individuals who are known to be stupid.

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