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gedjcj's avatar

Nothing against Fartknocker but my understanding is they only bankroll this farce. It'd Dan that throws himself on the derp grenade for us every week.

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gedjcj's avatar

Not like that.

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Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

If she does not quit before it gets to that point so that she can serve the nation better by not seeking the nomination anymore.

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Ergoetal's avatar

Whaddya want to bet it's not, and that's why...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You're too, too kind. *smiles*

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Grokenstein's avatar

Close your eyes and fondle a plastic bag filled with cold cottage cheese while imagining that it's her thigh....Too much?

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Geddy Lee Libel.

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

I see a corner on Hollywood & Vine.

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Rumor is she drank one shandy too many before consummating the deed from which fertilization arose.

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Security cam footage from an Anchorage hotel in Dec 88 is going to age as poorly as the Zapruder film.

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

California elected Ronnie & Arnold; you don't think they'd elect Sarah?

Don't tempt fate.

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KarenJ's avatar

It certainly seems like she's setting herself up for a televangelism gig. I thought she was going to have an orgasm towards the last part of the video when she was talking about "god".

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Jack_Carter_USA's avatar

With Fake News having shown her the door, she has to glom onto something in an attempt to somehow remain relevant, even if it's only in her imagination.

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BlueberryT's avatar

I love the photo, which shows just how demented she is.

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docterry6973's avatar

C'mon Bristol. You wanted privacy, so go away and get some. Privacy, I mean.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

There must be other subscribers whose one-year commitment is coming to an end. I wonder how many of them will keep going so she continues to get the sweet, sweet grift?

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