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gedjcj's avatar

Nothing against Fartknocker but my understanding is they only bankroll this farce. It'd Dan that throws himself on the derp grenade for us every week.

Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

If she does not quit before it gets to that point so that she can serve the nation better by not seeking the nomination anymore.

Ergoetal's avatar

Whaddya want to bet it's not, and that's why...

Grokenstein's avatar

Close your eyes and fondle a plastic bag filled with cold cottage cheese while imagining that it's her thigh....Too much?

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

I see a corner on Hollywood & Vine.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Rumor is she drank one shandy too many before consummating the deed from which fertilization arose.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

Security cam footage from an Anchorage hotel in Dec 88 is going to age as poorly as the Zapruder film.

NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

California elected Ronnie & Arnold; you don't think they'd elect Sarah?

Don't tempt fate.

KarenJ's avatar

It certainly seems like she's setting herself up for a televangelism gig. I thought she was going to have an orgasm towards the last part of the video when she was talking about "god".

Jack_Carter_USA's avatar

With Fake News having shown her the door, she has to glom onto something in an attempt to somehow remain relevant, even if it's only in her imagination.

BlueberryT's avatar

I love the photo, which shows just how demented she is.

docterry6973's avatar

C'mon Bristol. You wanted privacy, so go away and get some. Privacy, I mean.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

There must be other subscribers whose one-year commitment is coming to an end. I wonder how many of them will keep going so she continues to get the sweet, sweet grift?