Sarah Palin has finally awakened from her long summertime slumber to publish new videos, hooray! We’ll get to the new video in a moment. But first: where has Governor Quitterface been these last couple weeks? Like migratory waterfowl before they are shot and field-dressed by the First Dude, Palin’s been calm above the surface while paddling furiously beneath. The exact chronology is unclear, but let’s recap what has happened in Palin’s life over the course of these two video-free weeks:
It certainly seems like she's setting herself up for a televangelism gig. I thought she was going to have an orgasm towards the last part of the video when she was talking about "god".
With Fake News having shown her the door, she has to glom onto something in an attempt to somehow remain relevant, even if it's only in her imagination.
There must be other subscribers whose one-year commitment is coming to an end. I wonder how many of them will keep going so she continues to get the sweet, sweet grift?
Nothing against Fartknocker but my understanding is they only bankroll this farce. It'd Dan that throws himself on the derp grenade for us every week.
Not like that.
If she does not quit before it gets to that point so that she can serve the nation better by not seeking the nomination anymore.
Whaddya want to bet it's not, and that's why...
You're too, too kind. *smiles*
Close your eyes and fondle a plastic bag filled with cold cottage cheese while imagining that it's her thigh....Too much?
Geddy Lee Libel.
I see a corner on Hollywood & Vine.
Rumor is she drank one shandy too many before consummating the deed from which fertilization arose.
Security cam footage from an Anchorage hotel in Dec 88 is going to age as poorly as the Zapruder film.
California elected Ronnie & Arnold; you don't think they'd elect Sarah?
Don't tempt fate.
It certainly seems like she's setting herself up for a televangelism gig. I thought she was going to have an orgasm towards the last part of the video when she was talking about "god".
With Fake News having shown her the door, she has to glom onto something in an attempt to somehow remain relevant, even if it's only in her imagination.
I love the photo, which shows just how demented she is.
C'mon Bristol. You wanted privacy, so go away and get some. Privacy, I mean.
There must be other subscribers whose one-year commitment is coming to an end. I wonder how many of them will keep going so she continues to get the sweet, sweet grift?