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Oh my, I always pegged you for older and wiser. Turns out you’re just wise!

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The main source of revenue for hospitals is elective procedures all of which are on hold right now. So they are currently hemorrhaging money

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Exactly. Even I didn't realize how much elective surgeries brought in,

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Yeah, when I heard they had no money I had thought of all those reasons and then later saw on MSNBC how much hospitals are losing with elective surgeries being canceled.Personally, I am ok now financially, though I won't be forever, but I remember when having my pay delayed would have been a true hardship. I just feel for everyone who is affected by all of this. I just renewed my RN license though I haven't done patient care in decades. My heart breaks for all the health care workers putting their lives on the line while begging for PPE, other equipment and even more workers. While fuckshit accuses them of hoarding.Shit, I'm crying like a baby. A commercial was showcasing health care workers, truckers, grocery store workers while playing I Need a Hero.

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Yeah but a grossly underestimated time frame.

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This land is their land, It is not our land,From the Detroit car landTo the Hollywood starland.From the Wall street officeOn the New York island,This land is not for you and me.

So take your sloganAnd kindly stow it. If this is our landWe sure don't know it!Let's join togetherAnd overthrow it!"Cause this land was made for you and me!

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Let's just hope that life doesn't imitate art:

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Maybe now that DeSantis lost his challenge to Amendment 4, and all the ex felons can vote, maybe we can flip this sucker to blue. I will be out there working on it.

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Me too, once again, never give up!

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I sent my (self-employed, IT Consultant) application and support materials for a PPP loan to my bank yesterday. On their web site reads the following notice:

"Please note that while the application to request the loan is live, the portal allowing Suncoast to submit the applications is not yet open. When you send us your application materials, we will submit it for you as soon as the SBA opens the portal."

So I'm sure everything will go smoothly.

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Totally helpful! Still can’t apply yet but my husband, who is a sole proprietor, was able to apply today. Very simple online form, 15 minutes. Partnerships can start applying this week some time.

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Corporations and small businesses and trailer park Trumpbillys all demanding them socialist Trump checks, because of the bunglecunted incompetency of the Orange Blunderpussed Bastard lol.. Music to my ears. Them sumbeetches better never ever call us democrats, libtard socialists ever again lol.. If you are anti socialist then dont stick your goddamn greedy hand out wanting our tax dollars you dumb redneck mofkrs. hahah The hypocrisy meter is off the fuking rails. Jeebus will make you burn in the fiery pits of Satans stinky asshole for taking gubmit money while screaming REMEMBER BENGHAZI!!!! Hahahah

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Remember this when all these corporations and small businesses line up to take our tax dollars and then pay them crooked republicans to scream to the public how taxes are killing their business and destroying the prosperity of the country, I will say " Hey! remember the Trump virus when all you bastards had your goddamn hands out for some socialist help.. WELL thats why you pay your fuking taxes you dumb shit stains on humanity. After this debacle the country will surely be broke and you dumb greedy dipshits will once again be demanding more tax cuts. The country will once again save your ass with socialism and yet once again you will be crying the evils of socialism. But we wont let you forget it assholes. BENGHAZI my fuking ass. We will be saying REMEMBER the TRUMP VIRUS. That was your education in socialism.

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So has a Florida sheriff's ofice.

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Our bank (Republic Bank of Chicago) is scheduled to begin the loan decision process on Wednesday 4/8. As I understand from my boss, the banks are making around 4% as a processor's fee from the SBA.

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