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eddi-SABH's avatar

A seasonal treat; black kitties ala jack-o-lantern.

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Lily Mars's avatar

I'm sitting here with someone who used to actually be a smol black kitten, and I still can't stop watching this gif.

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Caepan's avatar

Needs moar kittens.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

I like the last kitten. Now that he has the pumpkin all to himself, he's not in a hurry to leave it.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

A PUMPKIN FULL OF KITTENS! 🙀😻

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

I love this very much. In fact, I have a ceramic jack-o-lantern, and a little black cat who comes out at Halloween each year. I may change my arrangement of them. LOL

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Cute. Disappointed, though, that kittens were not in clown attire and clown make-up.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I think my favorite bit is the paws sticking out of the jack o' lantern's mouth. Thanks Martini!

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Those paws belonged to the last kitten, the one who wasn't in a hurry to get out. I think being able to see out while the pumpkin was still closed made him like it more than the others.

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Menotsure's avatar

Another pumpkin poem

Is just too much to ask

You really figured out that

I'm not up to the task

But black cats I can deal with

They really are quite cute

They want to escape pumpkins

I want to follow suit.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Jack-o'-lantern

I can't-ern

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Black Asparagus's avatar

YAY! You're back!

And bringing a purrty and subtle treat :p

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Great job Menotsure

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Menotsure's avatar

My pleasure.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

You want some further pumpkin verse

And I say "My sweet Lord.

You filthy Wonket fuckaducks

Drive me out of my gourd!"

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tehbaddr's avatar

Teh Boos!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I cleaned out my pumpkin last night, will carve it tonight. I think we'll keep Curious Cat out of it for now, thought when I was cleaning it she was totally consumed by trying to figure out what the heck I was doing!

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rawrtigerlily's avatar

Back when we had two cats, they both wanted to be sitting right in the mix of pumpkin carving, but the fatter of the two also needed to lick the pumpkin offings.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"You there, young man! Come guess how many kittens are in the pumpkin and win a prize!"

"Uhhhh... two?"

"Not even close! Sorry young man, better luck elsewhere!"

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Gotta problem! Here in River City! A big ol' problem and that starts with "p" which stands for PUMPKIN!

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NatalyaResists's avatar

They found the portal!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

A pumpkin fire drill!

"C'mon kits! We can do better than that! Chop chop!"

Herding kittens usually requires a specialist...

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Black Asparagus's avatar

As documented a looong time ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz1iNSqqixc

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The Wanderer's avatar

Kitten equivalent of a clown car!

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JCfromNC's avatar

I was about to say that, glad I checked the comments first.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

The kittens must be exceeding the maximum occupancy for that pumpkin.

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Reader's avatar

I cannot read that whole Jimmy Carter list, though I want to, but why would you watch It's a Wonderful Life on Feb 6??

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Kay Ducky's avatar

I cannot escape "Ghost Town", this is like the 5th time it's come up this week.

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

There have always been grammar nazis:

From Alexander the grammarian, to be uncensorious; not to be carping and severe upon lapses of grammar or idiom or phrase, but dexterously to supply the proper expression, by way of rejoinder or corroboration, or discussion of the matter rather than the language, or some other graceful reminder or hint.

- Meditations, Marcus Aurelius (170 AD)

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beb's avatar

If Jimmy Carter was still alive the demolition of the East Wing would kill him.

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Del's avatar

Man, Bovino is a loser. How sad is it to not even be the Himmler of the current administration, but only the WANNABE Himmler?

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

Long story short, if the AI bubble bursts around Q-Day we are all very boned.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Wow, Jimmy Carter watched a LOT of movies while he was President. That list is even longer than the Wonkette Movie Night list. Ziggy, you ought to check it out, there are some good ideas there. Carter had good taste in movies.

Gotta note that in his first year as President, Carter watched a ton of movies from 1975 and 1976. Catching up on all the movies he missed while he was running for President, I guess. Also, just like the rest of us, Carter liked Star Wars so much he watched it twice.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Update on the above Tab:

"A Tennessee man who’d been jailed for posting a meme on a Facebook thread about the shooting of Charlie Kirk was freed Wednesday, after the 32nd District Attorney’s Office suddenly dropped all charges. Larry Bushart, 61, had been jailed since Sept. 21 for the post, which quoted President Donald Trump telling supporters “we have to get over it” in response to a shooting at a high school in Perry, Iowa, in 2024." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/larry-bushart-tenn-charlie-kirk-meme-facebook-jail_n_69037869e4b0b0c6441c616b?origin=home-zone-b-unit

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Bushart needs to sue the living fuck out of Tennessee, and Sheriff Nick Weems.

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Marty Smit's avatar

That little town will likely be responsible for paying out any Civil Rights violation lawsuit. The Sheriff will probably retire and move elsewhere.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

The f*ckgoons always cometh, but blessed be the ones who bring coffee first. Every morning feels like a new chapter in Revelation written by The Onion. Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head, whispering, “This is why I told you to love your enemies, not elect them.”

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

The indictment, which was filed Oct. 23, alleges that Abughazaleh "physically hindered and impeded” an agent who was "forced to drive at an extremely slow rate of speed to avoid injuring any of the conspirators.”

So, didn’t even stop the agent. Just made him drive slow? Lame.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Do the ICE assholes have to explain why she was indicted but not any of the other "CONSPIRATORS"?

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Alpaca22's avatar

She is out at the ICE facility most days along with others and has been manhandled many times. She has been thrown to the ground and hit across the face with a baton.

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Pumpkins 🎃 Kitten's😺 and Tab's with Coffee ☕🤓💯👍

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Randy's avatar

Update on the retired law enforcement officer in Perry County, TN: I read last night in the NYT that the charges against him were suddenly dropped. I suspect the coverage by crusading local TV journalist Phil Williams had something to do with it. (That guy deserves a Pulitzer.) But the guy had been in jail for a full month because they set the bond so high. Even the booger-eating sheriff said THEY knew he hadn't made a threat to schools, but the public DIDN'T know; therefore, they had to jail him as a matter of public safety.

Keep those phone calls to the sheriff's office coming! And be sure to remind them that the crime rate among law enforcement officers in Tennessee is historically higher than the crime rate for the general public. (And that doesn't include casual donut thefts from Krispy Kreme.)

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I'm sure they did all the proper asbestos stuff. They said so!

"A White House official would not say whether asbestos was found in the East Wing, but told ABC News that "a very extensive abatement and remediation assessment was followed, complying with all applicable federal standards."

The official said that "any hazardous material abatement was done in September," prior to the demolition earlier this month.

But Linda Reinstein, the president of ADAO, said she has seen no public evidence to suggest that an assessment or abatement took place. Federal standards require rigorous inspections to be done prior to demolition, and those inspections are then documented with a certification. If asbestos is found, workers on site would be observed wearing protective equipment, like hazmat suits.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/critics-question-if-white-house-cut-corners-on-asbestos-safety-in-east-wing-demo/ar-AA1PvAcq?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhoverent&cvid=cd14db27132b4630dd93f6fecaf8112a&ei=8

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Sorry, missed TABS earlier because I was in a lengthy EHS meeting. An hour into the meeting, we got to asbestos training items and we had remediated all asbestos in the facility a number of years ago, yet the annual training requirement persists... we were debating with corporate EHS to determine if the training is still required when it hit me and I said out loud, "Hang on a second!

If you are allergic to asbestos, is it called sneezothelioma?"

yeah, sometimes the damn things write themselves... :)

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I know the pain. My "pharmacy tech" job has become just sealing pills into packages, and yet I'm still required to do the annual CMS training for the sixteenth time. I barely even SEE a prescription these days. 🫩

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I have been getting RCRA training since 1990... I can dig it....

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