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Ta, MM. My network gets Presidential election days off, so hooray, no work tomorrow. No harrowing trip to The South Bronx. I've already voted, so I'm free to take care of beloved husband, who has a cold. No video for me; I've seen and heard enough Trumpologists to last many lifetimes.

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correct me if i'm wrong, as i don't watch that crap, but i doubt very much that fox news is reporting on vp harris calling trump a fascist, either. wouldn't want to wake the sheep, after all. not that she did.

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"RUBIO: Well, there was no unforced error. I mean, a comedian made a joke, and it was tasteless, but it wasn't Trump that said it. […] [T]his guy is not going to be in his Cabinet."

Why does Little Marco assume that? Hinchcliffe seems more capable of running a cabinet office than most of the people that the proven rapist and hater of our troops senile Old Man Trump appoints.

Heck, I can see him being our next Attorney General. And if JD "Give me whatever donuts normal people order" Vance gest hung or otherwise taking out by MAGA, he could easily step in as VP.

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the script was vetted. c*nt was edited out. by trump's people.

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"This guy is not going to be in his Cabinet...."

No but Kennedy Jr would be, and his ideas would reduce the population more severely than Stephen Miller's.

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Tim Scott is the MAGA Steppin Fetchit. What an embarrassment to, well, to decent humanity.

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Additionally, there's the issue of context. Although the remark would never have been a joke, making such a "joke" at a white supremacist rally suddenly makes it pop *a lot* more.

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Excellent description of the problem with the garbage island "joke". If they hired a comedian who DIDN'T punch down at people not present, the audience would have booed them off the stage.

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TBF, this Tony prick is such a lowlife, I think he can only punch up, or at least lash out

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I’ll be honest, I’d love to hear what he thought of the MAGA crowd assembled before him 😈

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Tim Scott is an enigma in that he's completely empty, but at the same time full of shit.

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The John Birch Society used to be a joke! If one had relatives who tried to spread that nonsense, it was considered by one and all to be a family embarrassment to be buried in an unmarked grave (the ideas, not the addled relatives)! Nazis were rightly considered fascist scum, people! We have got to move past this crazy BS. I really, really hope the polls are stupidly, foolishly wrong, because who seriously wants to live in a world where DUMB AND MEAN triumphs and GREED wins? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Thank you for listening to my whining, Wonkers. Carry on! I'll go get a long list of things done and maybe I'll be too exhausted to shake my fist at clouds.

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The fact that it's even a contest doesn't bode well for our future. Eventually, they will outbreed the sane among us and Idiocracy will prevail.

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Rim Scott is an ASS LICKER of epic proportions!

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Ah, if we only could vote assclown Rubio out of office ( he's already irrelevant ) on Tuesday - but we're stuck with him until at least 2028 ( unless he quit/fires himself ). He missed 42% of Senate votes when he ran for President the first time, so maybe running will shut his ass up in the Senate

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Republican surrogates are AWWWkw a a r r r ddd.

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The smarter ones know that in 48 hours all their pandering will be for naught and it's eating them up inside.

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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥.

No lies told.

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Ah, I used to watch 'Doug' so much! All those Nickelodeon shows were defining parts of my childhood.

And fuck fuck fuck these assclowns!

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"a comedian made a joke, and it was tasteless, but it wasn't Trump that said it"

Kamala didn't call Trump supporters garbage but the garbage party acts like she announced that during her speech on the Eclipse

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While Trump definitely called her supporters and the people working for her garbage. Multiple times.

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He also called her retarded.

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Hey now, some of my best friends are Doug.

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