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Bright side? Having a screaming infant in your cubicle really cuts into the sexual predator boss' game.

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Yeah! What about fetus rights? Since when do liveborns count as more valuable than fertilized zygotes??

And, since you can never be sure whether a nubile female human is preggers or not, let's just raise women's wages to 10% above men?

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All right. Who moved my pitchfork?

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So if your "business" is homeschooling, you can take the deduction. This, coupled with religious instruction, should make my double wide a true tax shelter.

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<i>...an extra $1,500 worth of tax deductions...</i>

But we poor, lazy, slacker, crab-leg eatin' 47%ers don't pay <i>any</i> taxes. So what do say to that, Mitch?

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