Late last week some actual good news about violent crime came out of the great city of Chicago: the homicide rate for the first three months of the year fell to the lowest level of any first quarter since 1958 .
I want every seaman and seamaid on a nuclear sub to have her/his own personal red button to push when someone gets all up in their face. Nuclear deterrance and all.
Liberals, there they go again, taking the excitement out of the big city. Before you know it they’ll be taking the partially hydrogenated fats out of deep dish pizza.
Yep, the solution is more guns. It certainly isn't more money to help the Army treat vets with PTSD, no sir. Why in Patton's day you just slapped those goldbricks and told them to get over it. Gad, these people are nauseating.
"Addlepated douche nozzle" is the new phrase of the week on my refrigerator chalk board. Thanks Wonkette for advancing the family's vocabulary. The kids should have fun with this.
<ironic> Thanks, Obama. </ironic>
Penis substitutes, just like penises, should never be waved about in public.
I want every seaman and seamaid on a nuclear sub to have her/his own personal red button to push when someone gets all up in their face. Nuclear deterrance and all.
If money = speech (I'm looking at you, Roberts), then why not bullets = speech?
Liberals, there they go again, taking the excitement out of the big city. Before you know it they’ll be taking the partially hydrogenated fats out of deep dish pizza.
I think <i>Flamethrowers and Submarines</i> would make an awesome video game.
Yep, the solution is more guns. It certainly isn&#039;t more money to help the Army treat vets with PTSD, no sir. Why in Patton&#039;s day you just slapped those goldbricks and told them to get over it. Gad, these people are nauseating.
But Godfather Rahm Emanuel is still evil, right?
&quot;Addlepated douche nozzle&quot; is the new phrase of the week on my refrigerator chalk board. Thanks Wonkette for advancing the family&#039;s vocabulary. The kids should have fun with this.
I thought it was a tradition, euphemistically termed &quot;giving a guy the Cheney&quot;.
&quot;Nimrod&quot;...I see what you did there...<a href="http:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/nimrod" target="_blank">maybe</a>.
Did the Okie senator&#039;s victim apologize promptly?
So wait, people don&#039;t kill people, guns kill people? or... I give up.
Over there on The Far Right:
&quot;Golfers: Get Great Balls at Really Good Prices&quot;
Finally something on Newsmax I&#039;m interested in!
I&#039;ve served with way too many uniformed servicemembers to believe that many or most of them should carry a gun at all times.
Plenty of them, ever.
At least it isn&#039;t worse than Benghazi. (did I misspell that, without all the required caps and exclamation points?)