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eliz_'s avatar

WaPo won't load for me now. Every other site will. Am I alone?

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

Probably won't be too long now before Israel is responsible for creating a nuclear accident in Iran with their own equipment. Maybe not, but seems possible

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Hey! It certainly is a good thing considering the international tensions at the moment that this isn't an election year when a Democratic President would be inclined to act more aggressively to pre-empt GOP accusations of "weakness"!

Oh, wait... shit.

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Taking time out from attacking Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis and demanding he be given full immunity for any crimes he committed when he was president, trump paid tribute to a former administration official who was killed during a Washington D.C. car-jacking this past week. He then called for a federal takeover of the district that is home to the U.S. government... The shithead always wanting to take over things.

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

That was one of Trump's commodity guys. He must not have paid the vig, so Trump had him whacked and made it look like a carjacking

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The Wanderer's avatar

TABZ!

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RocktonSam's avatar

White mold and Sudden Death Syndrome are two fungi that can kill your soy bean crop.

Make your changes accordingly as you plan for spring planting.

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Momo's avatar

Now I wanna grow soy in the garden. That'd be a unique product to sell at the farmers market.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

lolz XD

I do not understand fear of missing out. Especially at a place where everyone will tell you everything that happened even if you were there.

Supe was sposed to be off today. She care taking for a dying parent and obviously needs time so we've all been stepping up to free her up and though she is still trying to micromanage from afar, she's actually let a few things go. But she could not miss the monthly meeting even though nothing very interesting happens at them, so she just texted me to let me know she changed her schedule to be able to be there.

Granted, if I were any more laid back they could fit me for a pine box, but I never saw the reason to get so hep up about work of all things. And I LIKE my job, but there are so many more important things in life, for me.

Ah well, at least with her there I won't have to talk, I can live with that.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I thought FOMO applied to *fun* things. I'm not seeing it for a STAFF MEETING.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

RIGHT????

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

One thing I like about my job is that URGENT stuff only happens every couple of years.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Nothing about our job is urgent XD I mean there are projects that need doing and sometimes things crop up, but every problem is pretty solvable.

I worry about her stress level. While she is a micro manager (she once felt the need to sit there and tell me how to fold paper in order to tear it along the perforation, in detail, no lie) I am pretty good at handling those (this is where self-depreciation comes in handy) she's otherwise pretty good and I like her.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Hurry up and dig! Stuff's been waiting so long to be unearthed!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, I bought myself a new swimsuit but the cut around the legs is too high. I am going to try removing some of the fabric from the crotch to see if I can bring it down some since I am short, but there is little that can be done for areas with no fabric. If the crotch adjustment doesn't work, there is plenty of fabric for a bra or two.

Kink partner was happy with this week's pics and video fare which featured [nobody wants to read it] while I wore my Pool Blue Crocs, so I am feeling very full of myself this AM. 🦚

A quiet week ahead, including my first divorce hearing, which I do not have to attend. Probably be out walking my dog at about that time. Still sad that relationship ended, but on to different things.

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Dirty-Work's avatar

Why don't you take the swimsuit back?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I ordered it online from China.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I have to try clothes on when I buy them.

Except socks and undies.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I'll take a chance if I like the fabric and can recycle it if the garment doesn't fit. Items from China, especially the small producers, are NOTORIOUS for using irregular proportions for the waist to hip so rarely does something from there fit me as I have a lot of waist in my shape but not a lot of bust compared.

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Bobathonic's avatar

That's the benefit of being so crafty. I'd have to pay someone to fix it. Usually it's hem because I guess my inseam is short?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I don't mess with pants.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Onward and upward!

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Momo's avatar

Somebody did a really convincing job of squealing like a pig!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Pretty soon, she'll have a Superb Owl ring to add to her collection.

𝗧𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘄𝗶𝗳𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗯𝘂𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆 𝗔𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲, 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱

https://www.greenwichtime.com/entertainment/article/the-2024-grammy-awards-are-here-sza-phoebe-18647259.php?src=gthpentertain

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Hubby's taking the 9'ers and not because of Taylor, but because he hates the Chiefs as they beat the broncos really humiliatingly in some playoff game or other.

Spoiler: there are a LOT of teams hubby does not like. I keep waiting for a superbowl where he hates both teams, it is statistically a sure bet one of these days

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments....

Heh.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

And Ms Swift gets to refill her crystal decanter of MAGA Tears. Very refreshing on the rocks.

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Morning all! ☕️

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The Wanderer's avatar

Good morning!

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Momo's avatar

Professional sharpshooters flying around in helicopters, trying to kill the pigs. We requested a hog from the slaughter on our friend's farm, but the USDA only gave the farmer one boar from the harvest.

At the rate feral hogs are increasing, I'll be able to harvest my own wild pig quite soon.

https://www.news-leader.com/story/sports/outdoors/2020/02/05/missouri-department-conservation-usda-target-feral-hogs-public-land/4654836002/

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meh's avatar

A friend bow-hunted a feral pig off route 156 in CA. He went in and played it super safe with gloves & lots of water, tried to butcher it, but it was riddled with parasites so it just became a cull-kill. The rangers said that very few hunters eat what they kill now - even in Sonoma County, the feral pigs aren't safe to eat.

It's going to be interesting as the hunters in poor areas start hunting for meat rather than cull. We're going to see 1920s-era rates of foodborne parasitic disease among those families due to lack of education about risks, lack of proper treatment, lack of access to healthcare, and denial that it's happening at all or some kind of conspiracy theory that the diseases are being brought in by immigrants or {{{people}}}.

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Momo's avatar

That reminds me of the time my wife tried to butcher the snapping turtles in the pond. Cut their heads off and worms came wiggling out of their necks. We've never tried to catch them again.

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meh's avatar

Yecch. I didn't know that turtles harbored parasites - now I do. Makes snapping turtles even scarier. I was petrified of them as a kid.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

They are purportedly loaded with parasites so take care if you do get one. Domestic pigs get a lot of vaccinations

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The Wanderer's avatar

Trichinosis is no fun, so I hear.

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

Yeah, I had a friend who butchered one and saw so many visible parasites he buried it

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The Wanderer's avatar

Ew.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Permanently parasitized muscle tissue? Sign me up!

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Momo's avatar

True. Thanks for the reminder!

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good_duck's avatar

I wonder how easy it is to get within shotgun range without the hog noticing the helicopter?

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Bobathonic's avatar

Shotgun will just piss them off.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

They get free reaction fire on their turn against shotguns.

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good_duck's avatar

I wonder if that is just a mistake in the article.

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Momo's avatar

Got a feeling I'll find out firsthand before this decade's over.

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meh's avatar

No....when it's safe to eat, it's delicious, but it must be really cooked the way we used to eat pork. Even if it's been frozen for a month or more, it's smart to cook it to temperatures that'll kill anything bad.

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Momo's avatar

I dunno yet. Gamey bacon might be interesting.

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Nuernburger's avatar

Italy serves a lot of Cinghiale. Very lean and I am not sure bacon will work.

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Momo's avatar

It looks a little pricey, but there seem to be quite a few mail order feral hog bacon dealers. Sounds like a whole new bacon experience.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I hate gamey food. Makes me throw up right at the table.

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Momo's avatar

Aww! It's a rare treat, a delicacy. Some random guy gave us the yummiest deer jerky recently. You could taste the struggle of nature in every bite.

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Nuernburger's avatar

Never knew that. Thanks.

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Bobathonic's avatar

When I was a kid, one of my Dad's cousins sent us some venison summer sausage. Nobody would eat it except me, because Bambi.

Bambi was deelish!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Venison is unique among game animals I found in that it is delicious.

Last land lord was a harvester (the dog hunters, you know what I mean) and he'd give us some ground or sausage and once a roast.

So amazing.

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good_duck's avatar

"Why are all the second dates at vegan restaurants?"

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Dirty-Work's avatar

What's a second date?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

It's a really quick dried fruit snack.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Frikkin' Mondays, amirite?

𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿

What is it? It's an instrument used to train pilots, but that's not important right now

https://www.theregister.com/2024/02/05/who_me/

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tek's avatar

The difference between this and EVERY FRIGGIN DAY at my main client is that he actually tested it.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

And don't call me Shirley.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Oh, the worst default setting change ever was when Mozilla would turn on caps when you tapped any box to enter a password.

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The Wanderer's avatar

The latest assessment of the Russo-Ukrainian War, wherein Snooty Pooty discovers the Authoritarian's Dilemma: https://understandingwar.org/backgrounder/russian-offensive-campaign-assessment-february-4-2024

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The Wanderer's avatar

(sends monies to an artist)

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C&A Bongo Man's avatar

They will only spend it on Gauloises and absinthe (or gulwals and absouth as my phone's speech to text would have it).

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The Wanderer's avatar

He has surgery coming up, and he's done three drawings for me. I had to pay him.

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