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Susan Niemann's avatar

The decline of humanity, right before our eyes.

Is it ok to have a Manhattan before lunch?

🤦‍♀️

Davis's avatar

Prospero conjured a tempest, so why can't trump stop one? Answer that, libtards!

RMKH's avatar

Nothing the tRumpistas or AgentOrange himself say or do can surprise me anymore. We've reached Stupidity Singularity

Dave's Not Here's avatar

I know this is the wrong age to talk about facts and history and science and shit, but El Ninos do not tend to deliver immediate results. We're seeing some in the destruction along the California coast and elsewhere in the Pacific. But the El Nino effect is just getting warmed up, and it will be felt more next season, especially if a La Nina develops, cooling the Pacific. This often is the pattern as Mother Earth tends toward balance.

1992 was an El Nino year, and the Atlantic hurricane season was very quiet. Until late fall. Then Hurricane Andrew leveled South Florida. That's one example.

This being maybe the strongest El Nino on record, expect later and more severe Gulf and Atlantic storms this year, perhaps even extending Hurricane season beyond December 1. Expect a strong likelihood of Florida and Deep South wildfires into next year. And expect next year's hurricane season activity to come roaring back, whether Diaper Don is there to take credit for it or not.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Drumpfenfuehrer blows.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

NYT probably - “Is Trump responsible for stopping Atlantic Hurricanes? We talked to the experts”

josephebacon's avatar

Just wait for the 60 Minutes piece with Ross Douthat showing how His Ass-Hoileyness stopped the hurricanes this season.

By the way the reviews are in and Douthat is getting deep fried to a crackly crunch for his initial appearance on the newly retitled 60 Minutes Of Trump Asskissing!

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qrz3lhbyuxbeilrc6nekdqme/feed/8093a719583d

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Why didn’t he stop the hurricanes in his first term? Also pretty sure there were hurricanes prior to even having the ability to seed clouds.

weejee's avatar

So the blowhard Orange Oaf has kept the Atlantic from being a blowhard? Hardly know what to make of that blowing blather.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He's sucked all the air out of room.

I Stedman's avatar

"AccuWeather said"

Accuweather depending pretty much entirely on NOAA, which DOGE brutally cut...

La la la, I can't hear you!

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Just wait until next year when the Biden hurricanes start appearing.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

OT

So 5 points is now a narrow lead?

Democrat James Talarico holds a narrow lead over Republican Ken Paxton in the state's high-profile U.S. Senate race, according to a recent survey ahead of the November election.

The poll, conducted by SoCal Strategies, shows Talarico ahead with 50 percent of the vote compared to Paxton's 45 percent.

https://www.newsweek.com/james-talarico-chances-beating-ken-paxton-flip-poll-texas-senate-rate-midterms-12438285

Dave's Not Here's avatar

Depends on how shitty the poll is. If it has a margin of error of +/-5 percentage point, then it's "statistically a dead heat." (Not meaning to be pedantic, but I used to have to qualify polls based on bias, reliability, etc., and you can't teach an old dog new tricks.)

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

They only need to disenfranchise 5% of Texas voters.

VwllssWndr's avatar

Texas AG Ken Paxton has a commanding lead of -5 points which puts the Senate seat well within reach over Democrat James Talarico.

James's avatar

So Fatbert is trying to pass himself off as El Niño now? Does he speak enough Spanish to know what that means? And that the full appellation is “El Niño pequeño con una polla diminuta”?

Chemical's avatar

It's Spanish for "The Niño"

VwllssWndr's avatar

Thank you for that. I don't "habla Espanol."

Tom65's avatar
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You libtards never give Trump his due. He has single-handedly thwarted a Martian invasion, but do you praise him for that? I think not, because your TDS blinds you to his awesomeness.

Libtards.

I Stedman's avatar

Ya think? I'm seriously dubious that Stephen Miller could pass a DNA test as 'human'.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

SCOTUS: "It was a tip."

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I think I will take a news break for the rest of the day before I start breaking things. Laters.

SkeptiKC's avatar

The malevolent malcontent has convinced himself that he is a gawd.

So how's about we nail him to an oversized, lower-case "T" for a while and then see how he smells after three days sealed into a tomb?

Bobathonic's avatar

Three days later...

< sniff sniff >

No difference! It's a miracle!