You just know Natalie is getting the Smithers treatment whenever the cheeseburger in Trump’s bowel travels to his left ventricle. Natalie has a chamber ready in the coffin near his fungal toes. She’s ready for that honor, to serve, to travel unto the next astral plane with her savior and protector. She may have a small problem with that whole “no worshipping false prophets or gods before me” stuff, but it’s all open to interpretation when you are a fundi-publican.
I know the answer is "but they vote for Democrats, and are they /really/ a US state when I'm not personally going on vacation?", but this does ignore that Hawaii has had issues caused by three tropical storms this year, a significant increase from their usual number of "zero to sometimes one".
Jesus Christ out here in Hawaii, we have had a Kona Low and hurricanes Lala and Lowell with Norbert waiting in the wings and we haven’t even lived here a year!
And when a hurricane strikes next year, it will be because he was fucking IMPEACHED and even though Couchfucker is president, the Democrats will have seized control in order to seed the clouds. It's just logic.
If any predominantly white city in America had been without power for two weeks, it would have been front page news in every paper and the lead story on every newscast in the country. It's so disgusting.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute here. You're saying that climate change had a lot to do with the lack of hurricanes? Well who's working their butts off to not do anything about climate change? The repos, that's who, bringing you climate change AND hurricane free hurricane seasons! Just you wait until the tundra in northern Canada becomes fertile crop land in a few centuries*! I bet you're going to bitch about that too!
*I assume that since there has not been robust plant growth in the tundra for millenia it will take a while to build up the soil.
"Working Their Butts Off to Not Do Anything about Cimate Change" would make a nice giant fascist banner to hang on the EPA headquarters in the surprisingly not-as-yet-renamed William Jefferson Clinton Federal Building.
I thought they blamed controlling the weather on my people. Frankly I feel a little betrayed. I mean, what, now it’s a GOOD thing because HE does it?! Typical. 😤
It's a good thing we're not having and hurricanes since Trymp is so busy trying to destroy FEMA.
You just know Natalie is getting the Smithers treatment whenever the cheeseburger in Trump’s bowel travels to his left ventricle. Natalie has a chamber ready in the coffin near his fungal toes. She’s ready for that honor, to serve, to travel unto the next astral plane with her savior and protector. She may have a small problem with that whole “no worshipping false prophets or gods before me” stuff, but it’s all open to interpretation when you are a fundi-publican.
Apparently @thetweetofgod replied on X –“Welp, I'm out of jokes."
I know the answer is "but they vote for Democrats, and are they /really/ a US state when I'm not personally going on vacation?", but this does ignore that Hawaii has had issues caused by three tropical storms this year, a significant increase from their usual number of "zero to sometimes one".
They hate Hawaii. It's Obama's beard.
Jesus Christ out here in Hawaii, we have had a Kona Low and hurricanes Lala and Lowell with Norbert waiting in the wings and we haven’t even lived here a year!
THE COMING OF DON-DON-DON
Harp granted permissions to collect DNA for 'Operation King Klone'
And when a hurricane strikes next year, it will be because he was fucking IMPEACHED and even though Couchfucker is president, the Democrats will have seized control in order to seed the clouds. It's just logic.
Biden did it.
I remember when Rush Limbaugh accused Obama of sending a hurricane to Florida.
Jon Stewart said, "He's just the president, he's not a wizard!"
Pretty much as soon as an el nino develops, that marks the end of hurricane season in the Atlantic.
However, I would pay good money to watch the eye wall of Hurricane Jean flatten the Mar-a-Lago and flood it with five feet of water.
While crushing the building (and all the neighboring Epstein-connected properties) with a rusty oil rig
Ain’t no dumb like MAGAt dumb.
Ta, Evan. As Paris Hilton used to say, EEEEWWWWWW!! Now, where did we put that brain bleach?
I think it's really interesting how little he had to say about Indiana
AFTER HE AND THE RED GOVERNOR DENIED THEM FEMA AID
because Gary is a majority Black city
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJxCjnBbXDg
Bunch of white nationaliist terrorist fascists control the majority of levers of power in the US federal government in 2026
If any predominantly white city in America had been without power for two weeks, it would have been front page news in every paper and the lead story on every newscast in the country. It's so disgusting.
He thinks he can win the Nobel Prize for "Weather Control" which of course doesn't exist.
FIFA on Line 1.
Nobody to throw paper towels at this hurricane season.
He wouldn't travel to Gary to throw paper towels
And/but good on Gary because they have the good sense not to want him there
Especially as he couldn't be bothered to arrange for federal FEMA aid
when they've been WITHOUT POWER FOR TWO WEEKS
https://www.wonkette.com/p/the-hurricanes-had-tears-in-their/comment/336989029
He can always go back to Puerto Rico and throw some at them, doesn't need to be a special occasion. They're still fucked anyway.
Mmm
Shame
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute here. You're saying that climate change had a lot to do with the lack of hurricanes? Well who's working their butts off to not do anything about climate change? The repos, that's who, bringing you climate change AND hurricane free hurricane seasons! Just you wait until the tundra in northern Canada becomes fertile crop land in a few centuries*! I bet you're going to bitch about that too!
*I assume that since there has not been robust plant growth in the tundra for millenia it will take a while to build up the soil.
They'll be too busy protesting the government distributing quinine to prevent malaria.
MAHA preaches natural immunity will take care of that.
"Working Their Butts Off to Not Do Anything about Cimate Change" would make a nice giant fascist banner to hang on the EPA headquarters in the surprisingly not-as-yet-renamed William Jefferson Clinton Federal Building.
Or on the RNC headquarters on Capitol Hill.
I thought they blamed controlling the weather on my people. Frankly I feel a little betrayed. I mean, what, now it’s a GOOD thing because HE does it?! Typical. 😤