Hey Wonkette, didn’t we just talk about Idiots With Guns being Idiots With Guns? Yes we did! But since this is America and small children seemingly have greater access to guns than to decent early childhood education, we had ample opportunity to up the depressing for today's installment.
Whoops. Confused her wth the woman who let her kid play in the park, while she worked at McDonalds. Also Floriduh, I believe. Different woman, same principle, so I blame Matt for making a reference to the wrong one.
The only way to stop a crazy person with a gun is ... umm ... hmm.
From the record, 10 times out of 10 it seems to take a number of trained and armed law enforcement officers. Actually, a bad guy with a gun also requires this, 9.9 times out of 10.
And on it goes, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/01\/25\/nyregion\/3-are-killed-including-7-year-old-girl-in-queens-home.html" target="_blank">every fucking day. </a>
For US of A guntards, does anyone have the over-under on &quot;bad guys&quot; vs babbiesï¼girlfriendsï¼familyï¼oneself? Seems like a pair of raw numbers that it might be interesting to compare.
We&#039;ll ignore the NRA&#039;s &quot;No true gun nut&quot; rule for this exercise.
And I thought the GOP had a far-fetched &quot;reach-out&quot; program: <i>&quot;The [Southern Baptist] convention was formed in 1845 in a split with other Baptists when Southern Baptists resolved to continue allowing slave owners to become missionaries.&quot;</i>
How&#039;s that for an interesting historical tidbit? Black people were human enough to be Christianized ... before being enslaved. The mind of a Chrisitan missionary slaver would have been an interesting place for a psychiatrist to poke around in.
<blockquote><b>Fanny Pack Guy Shoots Up Supermarket, Would Make Terrible Batman Villain</b></blockquote> Fanny Pack Guy: &quot;So, will I be charged with a crime?&quot; Police: &quot;Nope, you&#039;re Good.&quot;
Whoops. Confused her wth the woman who let her kid play in the park, while she worked at McDonalds. Also Floriduh, I believe. Different woman, same principle, so I blame Matt for making a reference to the wrong one.
But leave the kids alone in a park <u>while black</u> and they throw your ass in the Graybar Hotel.
FIFY
Please try to use the human check outs. Somebody really needs that job, otherwise they would not be doing it.
If good babies don&#039;t have guns, only the bad babies will have guns. We have an epidemic of bad babies.
Everybody says, &quot;Thank God it wasn&#039;t worse.&quot; Nobody says, &quot;WTF was God thinking? I coulda been killed!&quot;
People are weird that way.
Best Twitter comment:
&quot;Following Palin, Rick Perry sounds like Pericles&quot;
Home schooling - you are doing it wrong.
He only wants the baptized ones, is what I hear. (This one weird trick will get your babby to heaven!)
The only way to stop a crazy person with a gun is ... umm ... hmm.
From the record, 10 times out of 10 it seems to take a number of trained and armed law enforcement officers. Actually, a bad guy with a gun also requires this, 9.9 times out of 10.
And on it goes, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/01\/25\/nyregion\/3-are-killed-including-7-year-old-girl-in-queens-home.html" target="_blank">every fucking day. </a>
For US of A guntards, does anyone have the over-under on &quot;bad guys&quot; vs babbiesï¼girlfriendsï¼familyï¼oneself? Seems like a pair of raw numbers that it might be interesting to compare.
We&#039;ll ignore the NRA&#039;s &quot;No true gun nut&quot; rule for this exercise.
And I thought the GOP had a far-fetched &quot;reach-out&quot; program: <i>&quot;The [Southern Baptist] convention was formed in 1845 in a split with other Baptists when Southern Baptists resolved to continue allowing slave owners to become missionaries.&quot;</i>
How&#039;s that for an interesting historical tidbit? Black people were human enough to be Christianized ... before being enslaved. The mind of a Chrisitan missionary slaver would have been an interesting place for a psychiatrist to poke around in.
<blockquote><b>Fanny Pack Guy Shoots Up Supermarket, Would Make Terrible Batman Villain</b></blockquote> Fanny Pack Guy: &quot;So, will I be charged with a crime?&quot; Police: &quot;Nope, you&#039;re Good.&quot;
You know what they say: &quot;Chiggers can&#039;t be boosers.&quot;
Nobody ever explains what it takes to stop a <i>Good</i> man with a gun.
FWIW, Nicole Gainey is apparently white.
I&#039;m pretty sure all 2 year olds are rude, careless, and angry all the time.