An Exclusive News Analysis By Wonkette WASHINGTON, April 7 -- Immigrants. They come in many shapes, sizes, and nationalities, but the only shape, size, and nationality you need to remember is "lazy, swarthy Mexican." Maybe with a flag (the wrong flag). The House of Representatives (that's the crazy one) doesn't like them. The Senate (that's the rich one) doesn't either, but needs them to a) vote for George Allen or whoever in 2008 and b) bus their dishes. It's quite a quandary.
The Immigration Bill: What the Hell?
The Immigration Bill: What the Hell?
The Immigration Bill: What the Hell?
An Exclusive News Analysis By Wonkette WASHINGTON, April 7 -- Immigrants. They come in many shapes, sizes, and nationalities, but the only shape, size, and nationality you need to remember is "lazy, swarthy Mexican." Maybe with a flag (the wrong flag). The House of Representatives (that's the crazy one) doesn't like them. The Senate (that's the rich one) doesn't either, but needs them to a) vote for George Allen or whoever in 2008 and b) bus their dishes. It's quite a quandary.