Americans are pretty much just sitting around eating Cheetos, waiting for the government to be raptured or whatever, and trying to get the disgusting image of Boehner's leaky blue eyes out of their recent memories.
I'm waiting for the GOP/teabaggers to pull a Rick Perry and announce that they're gonna have a big prayer meeting, and ask God for a solution.
Then they'll announce that God is against tax hikes. (Your move, Obama!)
I never figured out that "tiny URL" thing. Probably because I hate the twatters and only check it to see what Benincasa's up to (which is apparently not "Barry, Can You Hear Me?" but should be).
There are such things as "evolutionary dead ends" ... just part of the process. The teabaggers are already there (can't get any more stupid and useless); the jury's still out on Twitter.
My message to Obama, at this point, is to call their bluff -- and if everything goes to hell, let the fuckers in the GOP own it.
I understand that was the Old Navy way, before the repeal of DADT.
I'm waiting for the GOP/teabaggers to pull a Rick Perry and announce that they're gonna have a big prayer meeting, and ask God for a solution.
Then they'll announce that God is against tax hikes. (Your move, Obama!)
I'll cover Friendster.
I never figured out that "tiny URL" thing. Probably because I hate the twatters and only check it to see what Benincasa's up to (which is apparently not "Barry, Can You Hear Me?" but should be).
@BarackObama, you've gotta be fucking kidding me. #fuckthemalluntiltheybleedoutoftheireyesandwallets
Lady Footlocker's an uptight bitch with no business doing you like that. Exercise some free market on that ass.
Don't get any santorum on the good Linens N Things.
Any congresscritters on Google+ yet?
And now I can't even sit all day at my beloved Borders.
There are such things as "evolutionary dead ends" ... just part of the process. The teabaggers are already there (can't get any more stupid and useless); the jury's still out on Twitter.
Hmm... can I use to tell the teabaggers to #sand?
Aw, you beat me to it....