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i think i've said this before but this is going to be his legacy - the dumbing down of the american political debate to the point where it's nothing but twitter mutterings by barely educated celebutards.

i would be very sad for him only i'm a vengeful bitch and i have to live in this america.

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i would like to see a joe show mash-up with 'jersey show'.

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From the skill set Joe brings to his plumbing, talk-talk and other endeavors, he better hope that whole socialism thing actually takes hold.

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NO TASSLES ON JOE PLUMBERS NIPPLES! NO NO NO

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Waddaya know Joe? I can answer that question.

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I'll have you know that the Cheetos with jalapeno ain't too bad. Of course, that may be a little too "illegal immigrant" for the Teabaggers. They probably like the bland puffy ones that just go "poof" and leave your mouth full of cheesy dust.

What were we talking about?

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So it's just going to be Joe inviting us into his cabin, sitting down over a cup of coffee to talk about all the plain, common sense ideas of how to fix the country, sprinkled with cheap jabs at Bill and Hillary Clinton's marriage. It'll be like <i>The View,</i> but with more plaid flannel shirts and Elmer Fudd hats.

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I'm guessing they couldn't afford writers so they hired several monkeys, who did nothing but fling their poo on blank paper, and this was the best interpretation that Not-Joe the Not-Plumber could get from poo on paper. You know, kind of like what Glenn Beck does.

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