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Algorithm. Al-gorithm. Say, isn’t that one of them Arabic words? Are you telling me that handsome prince what chopped up the nosy newspaper dude messed up re-electing my President- and still your President- Donald J. Trump? If you’re a celebrity they let you do it.

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Al-Gore-ithm. The conspiracy goes even deeper!

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This is getting to the stage of Stalin purges of insufficiently crackers commies in the 1930's Soviet Union.

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Fuckin' brilliant.

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A slightly deranged *attorney*? In the orbit of Donald Trump? Impossible. It could never happen. Consider the impeccable and unquestionable sanity and probity of other such attorneys, such as Rudolph Giuliani and Roy Cohn, from whom rabid animals would slink away in fear.

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You get what you pay for, eh?

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well obviously since the election was rigged, there must be some reason why hugo chavez didn't rig the two senate races too. that reason? so the socialists can get all those god fearing georgians to show up to vote so while they're out of the house they can go confiscate their guns. well no thanks brian kemp, you will not get me to leave my house so you can take my guns, not me!!

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Or what you *ask* for — Trump famously asked, “Where’s my Roy Cohn?” — and it appears attorneys have tried to live down to that standard, with varying degrees of success.

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I say throw the kraken into a pond and see if she sinks or floats...

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Doesn’t sound like a honeypot at all.

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Should we not weigh the kraken against a duck first?

I'll admit the kraken turned me into a newt (I got better), but we are nation of laws, and must give the kraken a fair trial.

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Believe it or not, Sidney Powell was once considered a respectable federal prosecutor. Now, I think someone needs to go back and review her convictions. She's alleging fraud in imaginary counties, accusing a Venezuelan dictator who has been dead for seven years of rigging this election, and doesn't know what state Detroit is in. If she's always been this batshit crazy, who knows how many innocent people she may have railroaded.

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I had this habit in C++, where you have to practice "defensive programming" because the compiler lets you do very stupid, infuriating to debug shit.

Took a while to lose the habit when I switched to C#.

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Glad to find others who are head over heels in love with Cecily Strong.

Evidently even Gov. Whitmer is also in love with her. https://www.detroitnews.com...

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