The Navy has a new class of aircraft carriers coming out! The new versions still have runways for planes and still float on the sea and are still big old boats. Beyond that, however, these new ones are decidedly liberal aircraft carriers. For the first time, the bathrooms won't feature urinals. Women have served on combat ships since 1994 and, well, maybe at this point it would be easier to put in toilets that everyone can use in the new fleet's bathrooms, the deciders decided. Just aim a few degrees lower, boys, then hit flush, and it's not so bad. Just kidding, it's officially the end of America again.
Only if it falls on the captain's mast.
I trust that you are a gentleman and remove the dirty dishes first...
Are you a urologist, Butch? A sailor? A conservative Republican?
Patriots know how to aim you lazy fucks.
How often will they play "Taps"?
Just piss in the sink, that's what I do.
It's all rum, sodomy and the lash, oh yeah and the urinals...