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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Only if it falls on the captain's mast.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I trust that you are a gentleman and remove the dirty dishes first...

Spurning Beer's avatar

Are you a urologist, Butch? A sailor? A conservative Republican?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Patriots know how to aim you lazy fucks.

PubOption's avatar

How often will they play "Taps"?

chascates's avatar

Just piss in the sink, that's what I do.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

It's all rum, sodomy and the lash, oh yeah and the urinals...