The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible Poison (Maybe)
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Some cancers get big fancy races on the National Mall, the support of the NFL, full rights over a color, and the satisfaction of raising millions of dollars for education and research. Some cancers even get the support of the brothers Koch, which is morally confusing. Other cancers, though, have to settle for the donations people may or may not make after eating a free stack of buttermilk pancakes from their local 24-hour lard shop. It’s hard out there when you're not America’s Favorite Cancer or America's Villains' Favorite Cancer, so if you feel like doing something to help eradicate Leukemia and/or Lymphoma, eat pancakes at IHOP today.
The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible Poison (Maybe)
The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible…
The Lifesaving Power of IHOP’s Semi-Edible Poison (Maybe)
Some cancers get big fancy races on the National Mall, the support of the NFL, full rights over a color, and the satisfaction of raising millions of dollars for education and research. Some cancers even get the support of the brothers Koch, which is morally confusing. Other cancers, though, have to settle for the donations people may or may not make after eating a free stack of buttermilk pancakes from their local 24-hour lard shop. It’s hard out there when you're not America’s Favorite Cancer or America's Villains' Favorite Cancer, so if you feel like doing something to help eradicate Leukemia and/or Lymphoma, eat pancakes at IHOP today.