Hello, and welcome to yet another segment on people who have completely lost perspective! Today's guests are "Christians mad at soda." It all started with an advertisement posted on Facebook Thursday afternoon. It was silly, as advertisements for bubbly sugar-water are wont to be, and depicted Dr Pepper turning a primate into a homo sapien with the power of its deliciousness — "the evolution of flavor."
There is, in certain circles, the thought that there is a debate over evolution. No. There was in the 19th century, but (oddly) it isn't the 19th century any more.
I believe that I may be able to create a bagger-mind-blowing cognitive dissonance. I'll attempt this by conflating something that is bagger-loved - Elvis, with something that is bagger-hated - evolution. Best of all it's just a Google, copy and paste away:
<i>Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Cause Elvis is a perfect being. We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elvis. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It&#039;s really Elvislution! Elvislution!</i>
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Hello? Monty Python reference..? Hello??
Pepsi is awful. I would rather drink spit.
Not at all, these people are providers of funny.
&quot;That is the theory that I have, and which is mine, and what it is too.&quot; ~ Anne Elk
Josh libel!!!
The Scientologist?
There is, in certain circles, the thought that there is a debate over evolution. No. There was in the 19th century, but (oddly) it isn&#039;t the 19th century any more.
i&#039;m beginning to think facebook hasn&#039;t really helped.
where have YOU been? i haven&#039;t seen that much red since the great puma wars of &#039;08.
this is OT but i like waking up &#039;kate middleton topless&#039; as lead story on bbc.
much better than wingtards and romney.
I believe that I may be able to create a bagger-mind-blowing cognitive dissonance. I&#039;ll attempt this by conflating something that is bagger-loved - Elvis, with something that is bagger-hated - evolution. Best of all it&#039;s just a Google, copy and paste away:
<i>Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis. Cause Elvis is a perfect being. We are all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness
Soon all will become Elvis. Everything everywhere will be Elvis. Why do you think they call it evolution anyway? It&#039;s really Elvislution! Elvislution!</i>
Mr Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper ladies and gentlemen