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An amaaazing actress. See also: Wind River.

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Has R. Kelly dropped a track in the last 5 years? If so, I missed it. I would have forgotten about him completely is it wasn't for all the Sex Cult Slavery stuff.

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they can bite me, though

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Who wants to bet "the devil" is just what he calls his penis?

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Forgotten about him? I only recently heard of him for the first time ever and I still don't have a clue who je used to be. All I am certain of, he's obviously a piece of shit swirling around on tje bottom of the toilet. May I never hear of him again.

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I don't know, either way I'd expect the woo would be turned up instead of down in that area.

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Geeze, what a blast from the past... and not the good kind.

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SpongeBob Squarepants should win best costumes solely based on the Squidward costume. It was brilliant how they had they made it look like he really had 4 legs. The girl who played Pearl (Mr. Crabs' Whale Daughter) deserves to win EVERYTHING, also, too.

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stop it, just stop it!

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It was, a first, a typo, but when I gazed upon it, I realized my vienna sausage like fingers had been guided by a mystic entity to type that truth.

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Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action.

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Obviously you have never ever had a decent frie ... ever

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I think it has to do with the authority that comes with the title.

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That is funnier if you read it in the style of the overenthusiastic North Korean TV announcer.

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Or at least make their own organic, GMO-free, bleach-free, recyclable Cherokee-hair tampons.

(Mrs. Arolpin has a friend, with a real PhD in a real science, who worked under Neil DeGrasse Tyson, who rolls her own tampons, but she was woo-infested as a reaction to the god-botherers in KY when her husband was a Prof at WKU. I suspect she's moderated her woo since they moved to LA.)

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