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Don't forget the cold tall glass of cerveza!

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Ups for "autodidact teacher"

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RIP Gene Wilder

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He's also a victim of the "pictures you post, versus pictures you're tagged in" crime.

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We have a food truck festival every summer, and we're so midwest we're the shorthand for unwashed masses in the flyover states.

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His autodidact teacher recommended that spelling to make his LinkIn pop!

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You want to park a taco truck outside a post office box?

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I should have known. If he's running a scam business, then you're correct, there will only be a p.o.b., no actual office.

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While Robyn's neighborhood seems like a dream for the lover of fried tortillas folded and filled with seasoned meat, beans, lettuce, and tomatoes, someone must address the taco desert between Ashland and Western, especially along Augusta Avenue. Once you are away from the bustling corridors of Chicago Ave and Division Street a citizen might have to walk five or six blocks or a taco.

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This fucking human trash fire got me so mad that I had to scroll back up to the taco map and calm myself with visualizations of Bar Takito's bomb-ass barbacoa.

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That's where I live, and though the hardships you describe are real, to be fair, there are places where you can get migas within those five blocks, and those are basically as good.

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Self-taught.

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Are we sure he's American? Name sounds foreign to me. I wanna see his birth certificate. (Tried and true Drumpf tactic. What could go wrong?)

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Isn't it amazing what you can do when you have not even a vestige of a conscience? What a perfect fit for The Orange One's clusterfuck campaign.

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You're a regular here, and should know better. Pull this shit again and it gets the hose.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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