I sometimes look back at my life and wonder if I shouldn't have tried harder to please my many boyfriends. I might be surrounded by wealth, and grandkids, and love--In stead of alone, a scrawny useless soul ekeing out my days--answering SCAM LIKELY calls, and trying to get my cat to sit with me... IF if I had had that LIz DYE magic-- if I had those fellahs before me now!!!! Come here, Daddy Masculine Toilet why doncha-- you great big boy! Not to mention the magic of "our Editrix" who once called someone a "something something airport ashtray..." which was for a different situation but equally powerful.
Not 100% in agreement. All my ex-boyfriends I no longer have any use for (SUX 2BU, Fabio). Now, I have a husband. No kids though. Dogs are more emotionally satisfying.
And yes, Mr. DogsWeTrust is a big boy. We had to get a 'special' toilet.
Oh-- I was truly joking about that. I don't know any men who'd have enjoyed being called Daddy Masculine Toilet. I'm very happy-- tho still waiting for thosegrandchildren. They won't born themselves I keep thinking but not saying.
'Not saying' is your best option. Don't be like my Mom who constantly complained about her lack of grandchildren. Then, my lovely sister had 2 excellent daughters. Thanks, Sister DogsWeTrust!
I was well into my 30's when Mom finally accepted that InDogsWeTrust won't make pups.
After a hard day, Perry Mason used to tempt Della Street with a good hot meal-- "Say Della let's go out and get ourselves a good meal-- how about a juicy steak, baked potatoes with sour cream, french fried potatoes, onion rings, crescent rolls and tossed salad with thousand Island dressing?" To make it really gross, Paul Drake would be left with a thousand instructions tied to his phone, forced to eat numberless cold hamburgers washed down with pepto bismol which he talked about all night long on their borderline illegal adventures.
"Fealty", as I recall, is the notion of a vassal's loyalty to his lord...These fucks realize what their roles are, while denying the truth of it.I'd guess they have plans for the rest of us
I am assuming ND does not mean naturopathic doctor but what does it mean?
Likewise.
I sometimes look back at my life and wonder if I shouldn't have tried harder to please my many boyfriends. I might be surrounded by wealth, and grandkids, and love--In stead of alone, a scrawny useless soul ekeing out my days--answering SCAM LIKELY calls, and trying to get my cat to sit with me... IF if I had had that LIz DYE magic-- if I had those fellahs before me now!!!! Come here, Daddy Masculine Toilet why doncha-- you great big boy! Not to mention the magic of "our Editrix" who once called someone a "something something airport ashtray..." which was for a different situation but equally powerful.
It's 99.99% bullshit. The other point bqwhtevr is also, IMO, bullshit. Of course, in my case...
never cross your fantasy world lines.
never.
Not 100% in agreement. All my ex-boyfriends I no longer have any use for (SUX 2BU, Fabio). Now, I have a husband. No kids though. Dogs are more emotionally satisfying.
And yes, Mr. DogsWeTrust is a big boy. We had to get a 'special' toilet.
Oh-- I was truly joking about that. I don't know any men who'd have enjoyed being called Daddy Masculine Toilet. I'm very happy-- tho still waiting for thosegrandchildren. They won't born themselves I keep thinking but not saying.
It does mean naturopathic doctor. He has decades of experience.
'Not saying' is your best option. Don't be like my Mom who constantly complained about her lack of grandchildren. Then, my lovely sister had 2 excellent daughters. Thanks, Sister DogsWeTrust!
I was well into my 30's when Mom finally accepted that InDogsWeTrust won't make pups.
He's the all-American, bullet-headed, Saxon mother's son.-apologies to John Lennon
Well what about the Post Office doughy guy?
After a hard day, Perry Mason used to tempt Della Street with a good hot meal-- "Say Della let's go out and get ourselves a good meal-- how about a juicy steak, baked potatoes with sour cream, french fried potatoes, onion rings, crescent rolls and tossed salad with thousand Island dressing?" To make it really gross, Paul Drake would be left with a thousand instructions tied to his phone, forced to eat numberless cold hamburgers washed down with pepto bismol which he talked about all night long on their borderline illegal adventures.
It's not a terrible look for him, tbh. He'd do quite well as Lex Luthor on a mid-budget Superman reboot.
"Fealty", as I recall, is the notion of a vassal's loyalty to his lord...These fucks realize what their roles are, while denying the truth of it.I'd guess they have plans for the rest of us
Around this time of year is when I really miss living in Vegas.
You Biggus Dickus, Ron Jeremy endorsement on your big peener toilets or GTFO.