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Incidentally, as a pasty-skinned old white guy, I have not experienced any particular harassment in the street.

However, a very nice lady who has been conducting free basic Spanish classes at the local library is a victim. She and her son, both born in the United States, were confronted by some asshole yelling at them to "go home."

So America is getting great again already.

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Oh, Donald tactics! Sometimes, they say, you have to act like the enemy to defeat the enemy....

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Be kind - they may not still be the gods you left...

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Sort of:"How 'bout them Cubbies? So whose curse goes next?"

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Yes the Peoples republic of Iowa City in the eastern, more sane part of Iowa ( and where I went to colleges) is still so liberal that gay people there don't even have to pretend to be straight!

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I'm bad at ignoring, so I give them one warning that I'll walk out and then do it - walk around the block, take a drive, whatever.

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She's a brave soul. I hope it works out for your family.And in case she missed the BBC last night, 'François has bought a large cheese.'

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Et un œuf dur!

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Fake vanilla, because the people who sell the real stuff have radical ideas:

http://www.jsonline.com/sto...

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<rimshot!>

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Repeat after me: Trump did NOT win the popular vote!Also, to pick up the thread from a different story: was the process subverted?http://www.politicususa.com...EDIT: I just re-read that article---too much innuendo, not enough fact. We really need some good investigative reporters. I believe the election is suspect enough to be contested.

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And then announce that the chocolate ration has been decreased increased to 20 grammes.

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Do you have crackers at thanksgiving? Coz cracker jokes cannot help but add cheer to a table. And it's hard to be angry with someone who's wearing a paper crown.

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Tell them you'd rather talk to them than listen to teevee, then turn it off, and get their oral histories. Ask lots of questions.Incidentally: I loved the way you phrased your question.

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An alcoholic stupor from the second you walk in the door. I'm a happy drunk though, so maybe that doesn't work for everyone.

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