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treehopper's avatar

I know of a conservative influencer (using that word generously) that was using “all-natural” methods to treat her infertility. When she finally saw a real doctor, it turns out those remedies were actually preventing pregnancy. She stopped taking them and got pregnant pretty much right away. Personally, I hope more of her ilk use the “natural” route if it keeps them having more kids that they’ll treat like property.

TerseNurse's avatar

OT: should I be concerned that I don't think I've seen SkeptiKC in a couple days?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

She said ahead of time she was looking at a hospital stay. I haven’t seen paul either.

EyeQueue's avatar

It's been that long? Has Paul been around?

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I'm going to start calling babies economic catastrophes. It's so fucking true.

Gammarae's avatar

gotta tell ya, there is just no way i can imagine having reproductive (or any) sex with some clown just because i thought it was my duty and was virtuous. call me crazy, but something a little more seems to be required.

EyeQueue's avatar

You're not a soft-minded little bint, I would wager. :) :) :)

Cress's avatar

OT- I fell down yesterday because I didn't see a wet floor sign and I landed on my butt. I got a bruise/scrape on my arm, and my right hip hurts but I don't see a bruise. Took painkillers but still hurting. Ugh.

Cress's avatar

Also I discovered that if I search "brocade dressing gown" I'm more likely to find Sherlock Holmes style robes than the terrycloth bath kind. If only they weren't so expensive.

TerseNurse's avatar

I'm sorry! I'm glad you weren't hurt worse!

EyeQueue's avatar

:( I'm so glad you didn't get seriously hurt.

Cress's avatar

Thank you. Just annoyed at myself and embarrassed.

TerseNurse's avatar

Surely there's someone you can sue??

Vic's avatar

"Lee University," a private christian college in Cleveland Tennessee, can surely take pride in this product of their "education."

Typical Heritage Foundation hire -- only dimwits unemployable anywhere else.

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Ah, ya see, you're not getting the joke.

You see, the good laird, he made us all. Eight and half billion little hairless primates running around. Everyone with their own unique soul. Their own family history. Own culture. Own country. Own religions. Gave each little human their own talents, flaws, strengths, weaknesses, hopes, dreams, ambitions, desires. Every human a priceless unique work of art wanting to find joy and happiness in a brief life in a seemingly cold and uncaring universe. Each little spark of light hoping to burn in its own unique way before the darkness snuffs it out. He took each one of those eight and half billion little human and put them on this Earth and then he wants them to act in exactly 1 of 2 ways depending entirely on what they were born with down there.

Get it? HAHAHAHA... Oh, you don't?

Well, ya had to be there, I guess. Eternity is really fucking boring. Tormenting the local wildlife is really all of us gods have got.

goCatgo's avatar

See now, I always thought that might be it.

Hollysdower's avatar

“Restorative reproductive medicine” sounds like something you'd give someone my age, who has already been through menopause, so they could have a miracle babby.

It didn't make sense to me, why they would encourage reproduction, but be against IVF. But I think I get it now. They don't want gay or trans people to be able to reproduce, and ending IVF would help them in that goal. It's pure white christian nationalism.

Why don't these fuckers just move to Utah and be Mormon and do a whole sister wives thing and leave us alone?

PixieThis68's avatar

Because everyone else's religion is a cult. You know - 'mine is the only true g-d', etc., etc.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I’ve never met an Emma who wasn’t trouble.

TerseNurse's avatar

me neither. coincidence?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

There is no such thing as coincidence.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

See, here's the thing: millennials, the primary age bracket that is currently having children, was forced to delay having them due to not being economically well off enough to afford them. Adjusted for inflation, the average millennial makes about as much as the average boomer did at their age, but the cost of fucking *everything* has risen disproportionately in the interim.

One of the biggest costs, college, has *doubled* in the 18 years since the average millennial went to college, and there is absolutely no reason at all to think that it won't double again 18 years from now. Who wants to send a kid to college and have them come back with a MILLION in student debt that simultaneously has high interest and cannot be discharged through bankruptcy? Why on earth would people have children unless they by definition are much wealthier than the average?

goCatgo's avatar

OT

Tehran:

"So call him now.

No, you call him.

One of you call him now!

Yes, your worship, he will call him. He went to NYU and can do the accent.

Gawd damn you.

What ?!

Nothing your worship. I'll call him!

Sound real sorry and shit, cry a little, like your dog died.

Yeah, I know. He eats that shit up. "

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/09/trump-iran-war-strikes-hormuz.html

Sko Hayes's avatar

Why is it the women who always push this bullshit aren't at home barefoot and pregnant with 10 kids?

She is married to Jesse Watters, so that tells me ALL I need to know.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

Nope, same first name, different last name. She's married to a guy studying to be an Anglican! minister

FrancescoTheMagnificent's avatar

IF there is a "fertility crisis" (assumes fact not in evidence) it's probably because there's an affordability crisis affecting everyone who has kids.

Richard S's avatar

And those who WANT kids, too.

swmnguy's avatar

Gee, I wonder why these "tradwives" the Reactionaries keep pushing don't ever seem to consider the issues my wife and I considered when we were deciding to begin a family (have kids).

We knew that the surest way to generational poverty is to have kids before the parents are financially established, at least a little.

Daycare can cost $1000/week for a newborn. Maybe less but maybe not. Healthcare? How about the costs of pregnancy and delivery? Where are you living, by the way? Do you have transportation?

Somehow all these people just have enough money to support themselves, a baby, not have to work fulltime jobs, etc.

Who the hell are they?

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

People who were already wealthy.

swmnguy's avatar

Which is why they're so happy to shit all over "Kids These Days" who aren't rich, and have to wait to start a family and have kids.

Just as the banking interests can't understand why "Kids These Days" aren't buying new cars and houses until they're into their thirties.

Which is what my wife and I did, and yes; these same assholes were shitting all over us then, in the early '90s.

Antifa Commander's avatar

I hear "fertility crisis" and I check to see if the speaker is drooling.

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

that's becuse Fuckface has attacked Iran again and the Strait of Hormuz is closed to ships transporting fertilizer... and as a result, produce prices will skyrocket.

that's the REAL fertility crisis.