We realize that today is 9/11 Eve, and you are planning on spending your evening with friends and family in merriment. Sadly, this has become such a commercialized holiday, and it's important to remember the little things that make 9/11 so special. The true meaning of 9/11 is that it handed George W. Bush a second term as president, and that's easy to forget in the hustle and bustle of the season. Tonight, when you put your children to bed and they wait in fevered anticipation for that giant fat white-haired man, Dick Cheney, to come down the chimney and give them weapons, read them this simple poem.
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, summing up his first year in office, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
Yea though I say unto you, they shall raise up the least among them to the highest post and he shall appear as a monkee and be called "W". The sheep shall follow and the lies shall flow like water from the sea. They shall believe his deceptions and follow him unto war with the wrong nation. And Cheney will shoot a guy in the face too.
Aug. 6, 2001, Presidental Daily Briefing ("Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S."): Bush to briefer: "All right. You've covered your ass, now."
Dear Wonkette Media LLC, I've been good this year (can't help it - Canadian). For my 9/11 gift all I want is a left margin, just a little one. I promise I'll leave out the traditional tequila and samosas.
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, summing up his first year in office, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
Yea though I say unto you, they shall raise up the least among them to the highest post and he shall appear as a monkee and be called "W". The sheep shall follow and the lies shall flow like water from the sea. They shall believe his deceptions and follow him unto war with the wrong nation. And Cheney will shoot a guy in the face too.
Lobotomy 9:11
Aug. 6, 2001, Presidental Daily Briefing ("Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S."): Bush to briefer: "All right. You've covered your ass, now."
Dear Wonkette Media LLC, I've been good this year (can't help it - Canadian). For my 9/11 gift all I want is a left margin, just a little one. I promise I'll leave out the traditional tequila and samosas.
nope it's gone for me ON IE too...