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“The NRA has been really good to work with on this particular issue,” Schoen said. “It pains me to say, but they have been."

And by pain, I mean this Glock shoved up my ass by some guy with four teeth and a "McCain-Palin" bumper sticker.

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"kiss kiss bang bang" is one of my all time favorite movies - and proof that 'merica and robert downey junior aren't going to hell.

also: the NRA can fuck off.

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<i>"they could also just leave their guns with a relative"</i>

"Hey, son, take this and keep it in your room for me, OK?"

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You mis-spelled "caned."

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Just so long as they don't shoot a wall... I understand that's a felony in Florida, if a woman does it.

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No shit.

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It could be that the NRA is starting to pay attention to its members, most of whom are not like the fire-breathing loons that make up the board of directors. And the NRA board used to be a reasonable bunch of people before it got highly politicized in the mid-1960s.

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But how will the abusers oppose BLM tyranny?

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These pants-wetting fetishists will be doubling down shortly on something like mandatory gun placement in every room of day care centers...

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People who won't subscribe to HBO?

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Some compromise. "Hey Uncle Mike, the oppressive government is making me surrender my gun because I had to 'correct' the little woman. You'll 'hold onto it', right *wink wink nudge nudge*?"

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See also: Party, Republican.

(-signed, Capt. Obvious)

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<i>...a judge ordered the seizure of all 39 of D’Alauro’s innocent guns.</i>

Hey, wait a minute. Guns are people, too, my friend.

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And about damn time.

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Those poor guns never had a chance to defend theirselves!

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