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Vienna Woods's avatar

And you got upfisted for that?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Grade 9, every day- peanut butter and honey sammich from home.

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New use for eyewash stations!

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In the school in which I teach, 20 years ago the hamburgers were all cooked at 9 am, then kept warm til 11:30. Ugh. Here in Ontario we've had healthy menus mandated- but we also have a 2 pizza joints, one at either end right across the street, and 2 burger places out in front. So the kids are voting with their feet.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

When my older son missed the bus, it was NEVER his fault, oh no! Why couldn't the bus accommodate itself to his schedule?

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And yet his mom's family comes from there!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My husband and I were strolling through the mall when I was several months pregnant. "I'm hungry," I say "Okay," he says, "We'll go to the food court in a while." He learned his lesson. When a pregnant woman says she's hungry, you go NOW!!

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fuflans's avatar

they're complaining about 850 calories <i>for lunch</i>?

jesus christ no wonder we're obese.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Fat kids are fat.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.fns.usda.gov\/cnd\/lunch\/AboutLunch\/NSLPFactSheet.pdf" target="_blank">Not so much...</a>

<blockquote>Children from families with income of over 185 percent of poverty [level] pay a full price, though their meals are still subsidized to some extent.</blockquote>

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I am so sick of this unprecedented nanny-state soshulism fascism taking over every aspect of our lives.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But the bastards never told us lead was poisonous!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

But give him credit for starting the zombie craze.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Vegetables are what food eats." -- The Nuge or someone like him.

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Fartknocker's avatar

But Congress specifically added language that makes pizza a food group because frozen food manufacturers can add more tomato sauce, causing it to be classified as a vegetable. <a href="http://readersupportednews...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://readersupportednews.org/opinion2/277-75/84...">http://readersupportednews....

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Fartknocker's avatar

True story: once a month my school served Frito Chili Pie. Say what you want about corporate branding, I'm still a fan of this meal.

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