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These are the guys who brought us the War on Christmas.

They really like talking about war even more than Smaug-possessed Thorin Oakenshield, but they also really don't understand what they are talking about too.

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The Chinese New Year parade in SF was pretty empty. Contrast that with Mardi Gras. But sure, both sides whatever.

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If it's not a war then how come DeSantis ordered everybody to storm the beaches.

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You left off the best line from that Ghostbuster's clip. Bill Murray says to the mayor: "You can save the lives of millions of registered voters."

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According to "Good Omens", Pestilence retired and was replaced by pollution. Looks like Pestilence came out of retirement.

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Yes, but that would imply that Trump:•Gives a shit about New York•Is as smart or leadership of the fictional mayor of NY in Ghostbusters.

We already have our elected official from New York trying to “save the lives of millions of registered voters” but his name is Cuomo, not Trump.

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They've lost Piers Morgan. This is the end.

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Rupert Murdoch has gone quite mad.

He has grown singularly obsessed with this billionaires' crusade to "reopen the economy" (which is such a weird way of saying "this billionaires' crusade to fucking smash democracy before it knows what hit it and leave it bleeding and permanently shattered in the dust").

He wants bodies in the streets. He wants blood.

Maybe because there really aren't any more Australian forests to burn down, at least until the next wildfire season, and because the pandemic has thrown his murderous Brexit strategy into temporary chaos, old Rupe is concentrating his whole, pathological, 89-year-old, bored-as-shit-because-he's-been-in-isolation-for-six-weeks-hiding-out-from-Covid psyche on us. He's way into smashing up America, whatever it takes.

What this means is that for the duration, Chris Wallace, and Martha McCallum, and Bret Baier, don't have permission to pretend to go all Shep Smith and be "the reasonable ones." They need to be just as fucking ugly and crazy as Tucker, Laura, Lou, Sean, Jesse, and Judge Jeanine.

They're up to the task.

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If you have to address her as President Pelosi then yes, she may have underplayed the threat.

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There are five, five, horsemen of the apocalypse and those horsemen are...

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Pollution got benched for the moment.

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How long until the pump price drops to 80 cents a gallon?

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Warren won't do it.

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Thank God Trump is here to protect all the fossil-fuel industry jobs from the libs!

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not to mention we cannot even depend on small "isolated" groups like tribes in the Amazon to continue humanity since fucking loggers and morons burning all the trees and stupid tourists have brought Trumpvirus-19 even to them...

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Also a lot of those tribes have been made redundant by Jeff Bezos.

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