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Owlftr13's avatar

My favorite part is the pics in front of FDR. Krasnov doing that ridiculous thumbs up, not having a clue and Mamdani looks like the cat that ate the canary

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Owlftr13's avatar

Trump's brain is so gone he thought Mamdani was a Saudi prince and went into cuck mode.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Or... Mamdani is as big a grifter as Trump, only there to sucker the rubes, and told him so in private?

And Trump, being one to wear his heart on his sleeve, carried that into the press conference?

Sorry, hard to believe anyone anymore. I guess that's the point...

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fuflans's avatar

oh come on. can we just let a little joy happen for a while?

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Dunno. Something fishy about that press conference. Maybe Trump was drunk. Or on happy pills.

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kmblue187's avatar

Saw that presser. Trump gazed at Mamdami like Nancy gazed at Ronnie.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Or Melania gazing at Trudeau?

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RNDM31's avatar

JD! PROTECT BURGER TOWN!

JD! FIGHT THAT TANK WITH A PLASTIC FORK!

ENEMY NUKE INBOUND! JD! TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!

JD! DO MY TAXES!

JD! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

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eddi-SABH's avatar

JD has nothing Trump needs. Mamdami has New York City. He could throw Trump a ticker tape parade anytime he wants.

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Hannah's avatar

Bravo Sir Gary.

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Robert  Taylor's avatar

The Oval was for MBS from Saudi Arabia, Mr. Bone Saw and POTUS, Mr. Bone Spurs. Neither of you are King yet!

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eo's avatar

Except for the exaggeration for comedic effect, I'm 100% sure that Vance has thought all of these things.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Bravo, Gary!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hey Bro. You otta get on Telegram with Bobby MessyBJs Kennedy, jr. Might take your mind off your troubles.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr-sext-poem-olivia-nuzzi_n_6918b829e4b0b43a45c0aab1?origin=home-whats-happening-unit

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

EEEWWWWwwwwwww

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

In D&D terms, Mamdani is a level 20 bard with 19 charisma. J Divan is a level 1 troglodyte fighter with a charisma of 3 and overwhelming stench.

https://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=troglodyte

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RNDM31's avatar

Mamdani rockin' the Pornomancer build strats

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Jay E.'s avatar

I have never played D&D, and I understand exactly what you're saying.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Shady Jadey is a dunce without the cap.

Settin' Shady Jadey up to take the rap.

Let the little pissant's gums a-flap.

While he's neckbeard deep in all this crap.

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Erisian's avatar

"the press pool is packed almost exclusively with right-wing media, and the president doesn’t want me to come in and get some good soundbites? Nothing he can put up on YouTube or Insta?"

* The term "press pool" is a yuge misnomer. Right wingnut media are not part of the Fourth Estate (***real*** journalists) but should be classified as the Fifth Estate:

> "The fifth estate is based on the rise of modern technology, which has allowed for the spread of alternative media sources. These alternative media sources can include blogs, personal websites, social media, and more. They allow for a wider distribution of information [misinformation and disinformation], and for more people to have a voice in the overall public discourse." https://study.com/learn/lesson/fifth-estate-media.html

* The Fulvous Fuckwad doesn't need the Hillbilly to generate soundbites; soundbites and talking points are all that he can udder. He lacks the ability to elaborate on anything he says, probably because he's a "big picture" sorta guy: he comes up with the idea of a concept of an outline of a possible plan and hands it off to sycophants to fill in the vast blanks. The Cantaloupe Codpiece only posts his full thoughts (read: rants) on Xitter and its cheap-ass substitute "Truth"Social, which is perfect for him since they utilize short-form writing that takes little mental input because thinking in long-form makes his brain hurt.

* The same applies to YouTube and Insta.

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"The way I’ve prostrated myself?"

"The way I’ve [prostituted] myself?" FIFY

fnord

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Apparently, Megyn was there in case anyone needed her to explain the difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

She probably has another age range in there she wants you to be realistic about.

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beb's avatar

This little fantasy of Gary's sure sounds like what JD must be going through. The man who would be king but never will.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

“The other day he had an episode in a meeting and asked Suzie Wiles why there’s a six-foot Teddy Ruxpin in the chair next to him”

TruxMintinBox libelz!!!!!

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