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Vienna Woods's avatar

I totally hate that Kid Rock song that fakes me into thinking that it's going to be Werewolves of London.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Nope, we were too busy defending Upper Canada and Lower Canada from Yankee invasion. It was British regular troops.

bobbert's avatar

Does she weigh the same as a canard?

Vienna Woods's avatar

isn't it the rider who gets the medal?

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The "patently false notion" that there is a global community? Patently false, I guess, if you believe in Kobol and other planets full of zombie Mormons ... but that just makes you an imbecile.

Personally, I'm pretty damned sure we're one species, and that we're all together on this one planet.

fuflans's avatar

well i'd like to be his tailor.

bobbert's avatar

Not true, e.g., Quidditch World Cup.

Oops. So I'm told.

chascates's avatar

<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/opin..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/07/27/should-...">http://www.foxnews.com/opin... Should American flag be dipped at London Olympics opening ceremony? ____Never. Americans have fought and died defending the flag, for which it stands. ____Yes. It's time for America to get in line with the rest of the world. ____Undecided. Is it really that important an issue?

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Or possibly, "Romney's a horse's ass".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mitt gets it. If it he can figure out when his wife's "pet" project is under way. Then he puts it in a London safe deposit box. Wouldn't wanna bring that "foreign" gold back to the USA. He's running for President, for Pete's sake.

chascates's avatar

Where's the American flag? And they will sing 'The Star Spangled Banner', right?

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When are the quidditch matches?

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Romney's horse heads to the Olympics: <a href="http://dailydish.typepad.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://dailydish.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e...">http://dailydish.typepad.co...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Plus they have socialized medicine which is ramming two more years of life down the throats of their citizens versus U.S.A.

chascates's avatar

How about combing quidditch with skeet shooting? Just blow the little bugger out of the sky!