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Snitch life is dangerous. And short.

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There are plenty of terrible, racist white women out there. But the majority of the Proud Boys overlap heavily with the incel community by no accident. So I'm pretty sure they're not going to get many applications. And considering these application questions, they've never interacted with a female human being outside of their dakimakura.

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I am guessing few, if any, of these dudes are “boys,” instead of middle-aged men who are full of hate. They also don’t seem to like freedom of expression, equality, diversity, democracy or women’s rights. So what exactly are the proud of? Maybe they should rethink their name.

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They're proud of being born white. For most of them, that's their greatest achievement.

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They're not looking for "dates" they're looking for a receptacle.

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There's an inverse relationship between the size of their belly compared to their tiny penis.

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Most of these "proud boys" (read insecure men with small penises) are really looking to get buggered a black man with a large penis, but there's that whole homophobe and racial thing that right wingers obsess over.

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Don't sell yourself short, Robyn. You might do really well with those fine young men. Provided you took care with your hygiene. (and attitudes.)

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THAT IS A WONDERFUL PHOTO!!!!!!!! They are very photogenic cats!

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Cats actually can be affectionate to each other. We have had dogs ever since we were married, but no cats in 18 years.

Five of our nine dogs were adopted from rescue shelters. Here's one of our two current canines, Bodhi the Wonder Dog. He's a Presa Canarias/Pitbull cross, described accurately as a "Mass of hot air and love." Loves people and other dogs.

He's an unbelievably sweet dog. This is him before we got his best buddy, Gemma the Thunder Dog. She's a pure-bred Boerbel, a South African Mastiff. Loves people and other dogs. They're inseparable.

This photo is from before we acquired Gemma.

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Thank you.

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"Thoughts and prayers," Gavin.

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Remember, she also is economically supportive with that milk.

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Well, they're all misogynistic closet cases like Wayne and Brockie, so......

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And can often end with the snitch getting moved to a completely different state, with a completely different life and career, completely different name, and not allowed to ever -- EVER -- talk to his/her/its family again.

Assuming the snitch's buddies don't whack him/her/it first.

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Bodhi the Wonder Dog looks like he is ready to be petted or knock someone over and lick them to death. HE'S SO CUTE!

I love dogs, but my wife and I can't handle the daily walking routine. Cleaning a litter box once a day works well for us.

My wife had 2 cats before me, I was their "stepfather". When they passed, we went about 6 months without a pet and then adopted these guys. The tabby was an adult shelter kitty, black and white one we raised from a kitten. Her mother was feral.

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