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So great!

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I AMs is pet food. Purple, white, gold and green -- time for Mardi Gras. Queen Romana is trolling you dopes.

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Can you imagine what this woman sounds like when she achieves orgasm? (If she is able...)

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Dildo Romaine is our "self-proclaimed" queen, not our actual one.

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The Violent Flames were one of my favorite college bands back in the day. Her cover isn't as good as the original.

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I always suspected that raccoons are secretly the illuminati...

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She looks more like the 'Queen of the Manitoba Ice Fishing Derby.'

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Wow. I was at MSU in Bozeman when CUT moved in not far away. They were the talk of the town and had followers trying to recruit students. Yep, Qanon feels just like CUT.

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"I am Spartacus"

"I AM what I AM". - Popeye...

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God bless you!

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I get that part. I'm just wondering what, erm, authority she's claiming to have unseated the Windsors.

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Unarius is the nice and kooky one.I live in San Diego and they used to broadcast on cable access tv. It was so entertaining, basically a bunch of adults dressed up and playacting what the 'ascended masters' were doing to ensure universal peace. Also watched to see what Ariel was wearing each episode in front of a soft haze camera. Good times.

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Smelly Joe also brawled in pubs and beat his wife. I have this on the authority of a psychic I once consulted. He told me these things after I refused to pay him double to lift a curse he said was on me, and suggested he was a phony.

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That was you?

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This is a disturbed person.

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Is Ed Norton Emperor Norton's great-great-grand child o' love?

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